shower thoughts

We are our wisest selves in the shower, and these nuggets of wisdom prove it. 

The shower is the perfect place for your mind to wander down various rabbit holes. Something about it seems to lead people down strange avenues of thought. Often these thought exercises leave us with an interesting reflection on our own reality. Some may be profound. Most will be next to useless shower thoughts about how almost no one has ever made real eye contact with their own ass, or something.

Your Hump Day could use a little wisdom. Open your mind to all the knowledge in this post, and let it wash over you. Dare to be enlightened. 

If you were looking for a chance to get distracted by interesting thoughts and clever observations, you came to the right place. Here's a charcuterie of thoughts to let your brain-teeth sink into. Here are some more shower thoughts to blow your mind.

Here are some unnecessary witticisms for you to ponder over. You won't exactly learn anything but they're still fun thoughts that you probably have never had before.  So grab your loofa and dig deep into your brain folds. Check these out for more neuron-stimulating shower thoughts.

Might as well think about something this Saturday. How about a nice helping of occasionally good and outright idiotic shower thoughts. That shower just has a knack for hatching up all kinds of bizarre half-baked wisdom. 

Shower thoughts: fascinating observations born of a few minutes of abstract thinking. Or if you'd prefer: stuff you can quote to your friends at parties to seem smarter and more insightful. Mindblowing? Sometimes. Thought provoking? Yes. If these don't satisfy your thirst for insight, then here's some more.

Get ready to look at the world through a new lens...

There's enough weird little tidbits of wisdom here to convince people (momentarily) that you're actually out here stewing on some multi-layered thoughts, parts of life, etc. 

The shower never fails to awaken wild spurts of wisdom buried deep within you. 

The mind goes to amazingly unexpected places when it bakes in the shower too long. These'll get your mental motors turning on high gear. 

Get woke with these delightful shower thoughts. 

Stuff yourself with all this rich wisdom. 

Prepare to have your mind blown.

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These shower thoughts will make your brain smoke.