shower thoughts

The shower yet again proves itself as an incubator of solid, wizened sentiments that make for kickass advice; cause let's face it: Figuring out how to navigate the modern day dating realm is an endless struggle. Seriously, we could use an instruction manual. In the meanwhile though, I guess compiling as many of these dating-themed shower thoughts will have to suffice. 

Did last night get away from you sometime between that fifth shot of silver Jose Cuervo and the pitcher of Long Island Iced Tea you mindlessly took upon yourself to drink with dangerous aggression? You wake up today feeling / looking like someone pulled you from out a street gutter? Well, leave the past in the past and carpe that diem with these thought-stirring sentiments that could only have been realized within the confines of a shower. 

Did last night get away from you at some point after the third round of unlucky no. 7? Are you just about ready to regain grasp on your soul through the calming, steamy fumes of a lengthy shower that yes, manages to kill all the hot water? Well, before you hop in for such a momentous occasion, give these a read to get the mental juices flowing. 

Some people have very different showers that I do. When I'm in there, with the water rushing over me i do everything I can to turn my damn brain off and not think of anything. I fail to see how some of these strokes of genius come out in the way they do but, alas, here they are. 

More Shower Thoughts to soak in after these:

• Mind Blowing Shower Thoughts
• Fu%&ing brilliant shower thoughts
• 20 Awesome Shower Thoughts
• 30 Shower thoughts you never realized

It's true: a shower is an incubator of wisdom. At some point we wash off the thin film of accumulated worries -- rational and completely outside our control -- and become these temporarily clean slates, with room to entertain original, creative ideas otherwise drowned out to the point of forgetting they were even there. Pro Tip: make it a beer shower, bro. Gotta wash all those deep thoughts and existential angst and shit down with that dear old friend named ABV 5.7%. 

These shower thoughts are best consumed either while high or about to enter the waterfall of bathing and philosophy.