sharpie

I'm pretty sure Crayola has a special package just for these. Specialized felt tips and whatnot.

Three guesses which ones.

... that you became RoboCop?

Some days, you just want to let your makeup determine your emotional expression. Emoting is hard work!

He's being quite literal here, "Boy who plays in the dirt and gets himself dirty" wouldn't fit on the shirt.

"Awww yeah, dude, that's the good stuff."

I call this one, "The Human Experience." Medium: passed-out bro, sharpies, dong shapes.