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Up next: the Imperial Star Destroyer! Stay tuned!

Also: sweet batman pajama pants and drawn on tank top, bro. You're batting 1000 in this picture!

"Here is my good friend "Bert" (his nickname). He decided to pass out in my living room, so I decided to put permanent marker all over this 17 year old. He deserved it!"

Hey! I recognize that website at 0:35! It looks so familiar! Hmm... that's gonna bug me...

In all seriousness though, thanks for the shoutout, Thomalio! And good luck to Bert washing himself off!

That or don't keep any writing implements in your house...

I'm waiting for someone to write something really profound on their passed out friends. Oh well, time to keep waiting!

Al Jolson couldn't be prouder!

Well hey, I'm sure they appreciated the fact that you made it easy for them to pick you out!

You're a little skinnier than I expected... and less red... and less goatmanlike...

I feel pretty and witty and druuuuuunk!!!!!

It's small shot glasses!

It's the Purple People Eater!

I think it's really cool that Expo is starting to produce that marker that has the little felt eraser on the other end. Very handy.

Keep up with more of the Lovakhiin's antics over at ROFLrazzi!

Let me re-phrase: not all sleeping college students are passed out from being drunk. Some are crippling perfectionists who sacrifice their sleep to study!