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I am sold on the unapologetic shamelessness of this honest ad alone. It sounds like anyone who's ever owned a Toyota Corolla believes that this ad is ON POINT. Hell, you might even feel like checking one out after reading through it. Especially knowing that you're guaranteed NO COMPLIMENTS while driving it around. 

The internet is rife with people trying weirdly aggressive tactics to get sweet deals. They don't usually work, but boy are there a lot of them. There's an especially huge amount of people who are constantly claiming to be buying gifts for their sick children, asking for a ridiculous price like 20 dollars for a playstation 4, then turning around and blowing up on the person they're trying to buy from. Y'know, fun.

The world is rife with people who will shamelessly ask for free crap. Even when something is free, it's not good enough. So tread facebook marketplace lightly, or you may run into one of these irrational people. This behavior is absolutely maddening. If this kind of thing gets your motor running and you want to spend more time angry, then you can find more right here.

Craigslist is a great place to look for a used car. It's also the perfect place to find unhinged strangers to argue with!

Giving your friends wedding gifts and selling your used cars shouldn't be this hard. You can thank the cheapskates, liars and morons of the world for that hurdle.

This person somehow managed to write a craigslist ad that made the world's most boring, practical car sound exciting. The Toyota Avalon. It's what you deserve.

Who do these people think they are? Trying to escape paying $5 artist fees and being rude the whole time? Most learn pretty quickly that they're not in a position to haggle.

Everyone wants something for nothing. Some people are just more vocal about it, and expect the world to be delivered to them on a platter. Here's 13 people who could not be bothered to make or take a reasonable offer.

It's a modern riddle. "How does one take a picture of a mirror without turning it into a selfie?" Some people really tried to leave no footprint. Other people just leaned into it.

We're not sure how far they're getting with these methods of "demand an absurdly low price" and "shit-talk the seller when they inevitably deny you."

The nerve on these folks! Not appreciating what they do have, and having no shame when asking for more.

Salesman of the decade! We want to buy everything from this guy. Word has it he successfully sold the thing, too.

When you offer to pay 30 dollars for a 300 dollar laptop, it doesn't help your case to start calling the seller a dumbass who deserves to get hit by a car.

Not only are these people trying to get things for free, they're not even making a good effort at it.

The frustration with these penny hounds is real.

How dare these beggars be so choosy, I do say. Whether they're demanding free labor or starting a GoFundMe for frivolous luxuries, these folks never quit.