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This person somehow managed to write a craigslist ad that made the world's most boring, practical car sound exciting. The Toyota Avalon. It's what you deserve.

Who do these people think they are? Trying to escape paying $5 artist fees and being rude the whole time? Most learn pretty quickly that they're not in a position to haggle.

Everyone wants something for nothing. Some people are just more vocal about it, and expect the world to be delivered to them on a platter. Here's 13 people who could not be bothered to make or take a reasonable offer.

It's a modern riddle. "How does one take a picture of a mirror without turning it into a selfie?" Some people really tried to leave no footprint. Other people just leaned into it.

We're not sure how far they're getting with these methods of "demand an absurdly low price" and "shit-talk the seller when they inevitably deny you."

The nerve on these folks! Not appreciating what they do have, and having no shame when asking for more.

Salesman of the decade! We want to buy everything from this guy. Word has it he successfully sold the thing, too.

When you offer to pay 30 dollars for a 300 dollar laptop, it doesn't help your case to start calling the seller a dumbass who deserves to get hit by a car.