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What do we do with useless garbage? Obviously, try to sell that weird junk online. Does anyone need an extended lawnmower or thousands of empty cans of Mountain Dew? Who knows, but maybe someone will find a use for it. Got a horrible or weird art project like baby planters or dog wigs?Try to sell that ridiculous junk too. Who could it hurt by asking?

You can't knock people for their hustle, even when that hustle is trying to re-brand a useless 70-year-old couch as "vintage." Okay, maybe you can knock them a little bit. People will create and find some strange and dumb junk and immediately think that someone might pay top dollar for it. At least some folks have a sense of humor about it.

People come and go, but our crap persists. With that, people try selling some weird junk online. You never know what someone might find in their attic or make in their backyard and try to spin into a collectable. From horrible furby-based art projects to literal piles of trash, people get clever and try to sell ridiculous junk online.

We live in a world defined by stuff. There's just so much of it all, and sometimes we have so much that we don't know where it should go. We ascribe value to that stuff, whether it be in sentimental, monetary, or in joke form. People end up trying to sell that weird stuff online. Does anyone really want a repurposed couch bicycle or "rare" Dorito? No. Nevertheless, people keep trying to sell their weird and ridiculous junk.

How does one sell a mirror without getting themselves in the shot? It's pretty difficult. And even the most nonchalant attempts still have a weird disembodied hand snapping a photo with a phone. At least they're just selling mirrors, which pale in comparison to the other weird and stupid junk people try to sell online all the time.

People need to get rid of things, but they also don't like just giving stuff away. That's why we end up with the ridiculous junk people try to sell online. There's hot-dog stuffed cucumbers, creepy werewolf dolls and all sorts of other wonderful things out there. There's no limit to the dumb and weird stuff someone might try to sell online.

The internet is a lot of things. One of those things is an open air market for extremely stupid junk, horrible art projects, and more stupid junk. Can you fault people for posting crap for sale online for an extra dollar or just a goof? Yeah, If it's bad enough. Here's more weird and dumb stuff people tried selling online as well as some of the best things people found in the garbage.

There are a vast array of strange, stupid and ridiculous junk nobody wants out there. There's also a whole lot of desperate, clever and hilarious people who want to sell them. It could be an old organ cooler or DIY Christmas decorations. It could be a werewolf baby doll. Honestly these listings say more about the person who posted them than the product or service itself. There's no end to the strange and dumb junk people try selling online.

Whether it's a Dorito full of screws, an unfinished meal, a sofa made of crushed doll heads or a stolen port-a-potty, people will still try to make a buck out of it online. Craigslist, Ebay, and trading pages are home of some of the weirdest business propositions and posts that you can come across. If it's dumb junk, then someone will try to sell it online.

Why does anyone ever post something for sale online? It might be that they're trying to get rid of some garbage. It could be they've got something rare but devoid of value, like a Dorito shaped like Lincoln's head. It could be that they need an outlet for their horrible art project. Why is is always creepy dolls? There's no end to the weird and ridiculous junk people try to sell online.

It's hard to keep up with entitled people and their cartoonish demands. One day they want a wedding photographer who will pay them for the opportunity. Another day they'll throw a tantrum because their free phone is the wrong color. The fun never stops with entitled folks and their audacious demands.

If it seems like it might even have just a hint of value, people will try selling it online. Two lawnmowers welded together? Sure. A "vintage" bag of Doritos that someone forgot in their cabinet? Absolutely. There's no end to the weird stuff people will try to sell online.

You never know what kind of crazy offerings you're bound to come across in the vast expanse of Facebook's online marketplace. You've got all kinds of groups that include people trying to sell just about anything they can find lying around the house. What really takes an online sale to the next level is when you get that juicy gossip contextualization. Like the guy selling the ring because their partner was cheating. Check out more weird stuff people tried to sell online over here. 

Even if this is all a ruse to try to get a comic for 35 cents, this guy's efforts are laughable. Nice try, you stupid idiot. This isn't the worst outcome, sometimes lowballers get sent on a wild goose chase. The world has its fair share of entitled folks who need to leave and take their attitudes with them.

The internet opens up wonderful new marketplaces for those of us with weird crap in our attics and the creativity to rebrand literal garbage. There's a lot of dumb junk people tried selling online. There's soiled mattresses, pig couches, weird shaped potato chips, baby launchers and just so much more dumb and weird items people tried selling online.