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'Professional sleeper': 20+ jobs that pay you to do literally nothing

'Professional sleeper': 20+ jobs that pay you to do literally nothing

Some people have dream jobs of running their own businesses or being extremely successful; others just want to do nothing for a living. It's not a crazy idea in this day and age. I mean, there are certainly people high up in the world who collect tons of money but have everyone else at their company do all the work. Why can't we lower-level employees aspire to be like this? You may consider this to be a lazy goal; we consider it to be ambitious. After all, there are not that many well-paying jo…
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'I’M SICK OF THIS AIRPORT HIRING THESE IDIOTS!': Irate Kevin makes a scene at airport security, staff makes sure he misses his flight

'I’M SICK OF THIS AIRPORT HIRING THESE IDIOTS!': Irate Kevin makes a scene at airport security, staff makes sure he misses his flight

Here's a travel tip for everyone out there: don't upset the airport security staff!
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My boss watches me on the video cameras even on her days off so I’m quitting

'My boss watches me on the video cameras': Employee learns her boss is watching her every move

We all know that feeling when you're at work and you feel like you're being watched. Well, turns out this employee actually was being spied on at all times. Her boss was looking at the security cameras regardless of whether or not she was actually in the office. First of all, let's start our breakdown with the fact that this horrible boss needs to get a life of her own. You know there's a problem when people on Reddit are recommending that OP check her country's surveillance laws. As for the wo…
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Opening Game Marriage Proposal Goes Horribly Wrong When Dodgers Fan Gets Brutally Tackled When He Gets Down on One Knee

Opening Game Marriage Proposal Goes Horribly Wrong When Dodgers Fan Gets Brutally Tackled Getting Down on One Knee

That security guard must have been a tight end or something back in the day
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‘But do I LOOK like a shoplifter?’: Entitled Mom asked to show receipt before leaving store, goes into full Karen rage mode

As if people who wear nice clothes don’t steal…
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'I'll stuff you in that washing machine': Crazy hotel Karen throws tantrum at front desk employee at 1 AM, chases her into the laundry room

If this isn't the premise for the next best horror comedy, I don't know what is.
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You want the situation to be escalated to management ? Bet. Might f*** up your employment chances though

'Me: 1, Karen: 0': Karen bullies office receptionist on her way to job interview, receptionist gets revenge

The number one rule in any work environment: be kind to the receptionist!
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Manager mistook me for an employee

Retail Manager Accosts Off-Duty Security Guard and Demands He Get Back to Work

There really are very few jobs that are as soul-draining, and where you are treated as poorly, as retail. Even if that list is short, one job that might just manage to qualify is that of a retail security guard. It's even more thankless, and more looked down upon than retail itself; sure, you don't have to complete the same repetitive tasks as the retail workers do, but that repetitiveness is usually replaced with nothing. Nothing, that is, except the increased abuse from both clientele and ret…
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Funniest Tweets About How Annoying Airport Security is for No Reason

Funniest Tweets About How Annoying Airport Security is for No Reason

The joys of TSA
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No, that is not a company spot, that is my spot...

Senior Worker Visits Office and Takes Employee's Parking Spot, Gets His Vehicle Towed

Parking garage rules are stupid and this visiting senior employee ruined the whole system.
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IT employee has flash drive smashed because of security mix up

Incompetence Turns IT's 15 minute Job Into Paid Time Off

Well, coulda gone worse.
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Upper Management Gets Laptop Stolen, Doesn't Understand How That's A Security Risk

How does this guy still have a job.
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TSA Orders Videographer To Screen Electronics Individually, He Has Dozens

It was a long day at the airport.
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Security Guard Comes In "Just On Time," Internet Weighs In

This one was a dispute.
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Tumblr Thread: Security Guard Hilariously Explains Why Heist Movies Don't Make Sense

It's impossible to plan around tactless incompetence.
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Security Measures That Make Us Feel Immeasurably Insecure

Uh, alright if you say so.
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