Ever wished you had a job where you could get to just sit there and play video games all day? Well you can, especially if your position is almost completely unnecessary! While that kind of thing has a tendency to get a little boring, people's reviews of those kinds of jobs are...mixed.
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Via Paul Flart
This particular video involves the culmination of all the aptly nicknamed Paul Flart's, hard work. The supervisor just made the biggest mistake of his life, letting this newfound viral sensation, MVP employee go. I mean, come on.
This is the kind of comically absurd Twitter saga that we live for. Not sure if we should give this guy a shiny trophy for being an impressively creative troll, or secondhand hate the ever living sh*t out of him for low-key ruining his buddy, who made the mistake of crashing at his place's, life. We'll let you be the judge....
Via Inside Edition
It takes years of training to become a ninja, so don’t go stealing swords on your first day.
At least, “still in training” better be the excuse of this ninja, who broke into a comic book store in Anchorage, Alaska and stole a katana sword on Friday. In a move that would get any warrior removed from their dojo, or at the very least, reprimanded by their sansei, this ninja was caught on camera. It doesn’t even look like they're trying to evade the its lens.
There are just so many things wrong with this scenario. First, like, if you’re dressing up as a ninja, and you’re not going to find any cover, then, jeez, I don’t know, go back to training. Second, what is this ninja doing getting their steel from a comic book store? That thing better have been stolen from this ninja and they are merely retrieving it. Third, bring a smoke bomb, dude.
What is this world coming to? A ninja should be as elusive as a shadow, and this one came in like bull in a china shop. Nothing else was stolen, but if the ninja’s in Anchorage are this bad, law enforcement really needs to step it up, unless you want your town overrun by low-rent ninjas.
Maybe that security camera was just really fast? No, that’s stupid. Get it together, ninja. Don’t be seen.
The TSA's spent the better part of a year confiscating these Batarangs from passengers, and documented their 'catches' on social media.
Via thesun
Josh Reed, a very tall, bearded man with light colored hair made it to Germany through a London airport with a passport that belonged to his much shorter, brown haired girlfriend.
He told The Sun, "I thought it was my passport, the lady checked it with my boarding pass. It wasn’t until we landed that I spotted it."
Even if they looked exactly alike, Reed said he and his girlfriend have different last names which is something that should be easy to spot on his ticket.
Reed's girlfriend ended up sending his passport to him so he could return. As for the airport, they have promised to step it up on security checks.
Via Splash Data
Do you enjoy using sports as passwords or think you're clever for using a simple pattern on your keyboard (looking at you QWERTY people) to keep the haxxors out? You might want to rethink that strategy, because lots of people have the same idea. This data comes from the millions of passwords that leak every year, and shows just how uncreative people can be when it comes to writing secure passwords.
Via HouseholdHacker
It may not offer much home security, but that musical card in the medicine cabinet is a great trick to play on houseguests (1:31 in the video).
