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Meanwhile, in the "What Did I Just Watch?" files...

Here at Skool School of Fail, we want to provide school fails and LAWLs for you, but we also want to bring in some interesting stuff so you can learn something and better yourself. Because honestly, look at your life. Look at your choices. Yeah, that's what we thought.

So today we're gonna teach you some cooking skills with Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time. Or rather, we're gonna let some angry screaming Swedes teach you, because we don't want to get to close to them. They're scary.

To be fair, this is kind of how all metal sounds to me.

WARNING: Intense volume on this excited scream-fest.

If he freaks out this much over an iPod Touch, God knows what happens when this kid graduates, or drives his first car, or... Well, any number of things, really.

Merry Christmas, Parenting FAILures! Just remember kids: Santa is very real, and he is not afraid to stiff you.

This week we take a turn for the metal with "Vodka" with Finland's own Korpiklaani (relax, the song's in English). Because sometimes you're that perfect sort of screaming-drunk.

Check out our previous Sloshed Songs here, and if you've got a song you want to see here next week, send it in!