scissors

Who needs a key when scissors will do?

Or maybe she was. Who knows?

My personal favorite was "GOD," which ended every game in frustration and rage. DIVINE INTERVENTION WINS EVERY TIME.

Whatever you do, do not lick the other end of that beater!

Proof that running with scissors can sometimes yield positive results.

~NSHA

I'm sorry, the operation didn't go as planned. We just couldn't find the clamps.

~NSHA