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Horrible Sex Advice People Got from School

Sex is a confusing topic for many school districts, teachers, and students, and sometimes folks are taught things that don't end up being exactly correct, or helpful. Sometimes kids ask hilariously awkward sex ed questions, and other times everyone just leaves confused.

Bad sex advice people got from school | Xianroberts 44 points 18 hours ago my sex ed class dissected flower. Not sure has do with anything just remember lot talk about stamen and pistil.
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Tumblr Thread: Trade School and The Point of Tests

The point of school is to learn, so it would make sense that a test could itself be a learning experience rather than an opportunity to fail. We've seen cultures collide over grading scales, and the idea of a test taking on a different kind of role is an interesting concept. Lord knows they're stressful as hell.

Tumblr thread explains testing in trade school | snommelp Follow If point is children learn, then why wouldn't give them as many chances as takes is benefit telling child failed and 's end cyborg-alchemist Follow 25, and my trade school, our tests aren't judgement, they're testing see retained, and identify missing. If weld joint, and CWI comes up behind with radiographic test and finds just laid hot metal on cold metal or looks like sponge inside know 's gonna happen think they're gonna give
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Karen And Karen Jr. Try To Cheat School System, Get Outed

Revenge is most certainly sweet, and best served by FERPA. Karen and Karen Jr. thought that they were so sly. The mother and daughter team had worked out a system where Karen (the teacher) would pull the necessary strings to get Karen Jr. (her daughter) all the accommodations one could need to ace a test without any effort at all. Of course, cheaters never win, and someone always finds out in the end. The Karens ultimately had to pay the price for all their BS. 

Karen and Karen Jr. try to cheat the system, and get outed by Karen Jr.'s classmate | r/ProRevenge Join u/flannel_enthusiast5 6h Entitled Teacher's Kid Gets Absolutely Wrecked Hey! This is my first time posting this subreddit, but posted O r/RegularRevenge and many folks told drop here as well typically don't post anything, but felt this story too good not share also emboldened after watching some RSlash content on YouTube hope enjoy as much as did. This might take while as well. This is tale en
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Twitter Thread: Girl Endures Teasing For Anxious Friend

This heartwarming thread tells the story of a courageous, selfless girl enduring rounds of rude teasing from her classmates, because she was committed to helping out her socially anxious friend. Turns out her friend was too nervous to ask the questions herself, so this girl would do it for her. She'd ask so many questions that the teacher would start to give her a hard time. That's just not cool, teach. Either way, this is a pure reflection of a beautiful friendship. 

Check out more instances of humans being total bros over here.

Emotional Twitter thread about student helping classmate with social anxiety | baileyanastas @baileyanastas had this girl my class and she considered be like REALLY DUMB. She'd ask ton questions class, which everybody would consider be "stupid"and "silly" and even teachers would often taunt her but she'd never stop asking
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Teacher Thinks Diabetes Pump is Phone, Tries to Confiscate It

What is a diabetes pump for but injecting drama into a school? Sure this is technically entrapment, but the trap has been set. Not many students are given the opportunity to make their teacher look like an ass. Here are some wild junk teachers said as well as the story of an overly strict teacher telling a student not to speak.

Teacher tries to confiscate diabetes pump | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/Sugar_Daddy24 20 hours ago Phone? Sorry, just my diabetes pump. oc M Just found this sub! This story dates back my senior year high school (2013 My school quite small had graduating class 92 so everyone knew everyone. All teachers were amazing and very involved our academic lives, but most part had nothing but good intentions. Unfortunately there 1 teacher, our English AP teacher, who just an absolute jerk. She type
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Absurd School Bureaucrat Needs Copy of Degree She Issues

Bureaucracy can be a mind-numbing puzzle of forms to fill out and cranky people to deal with. Sometimes you get a real treasure of a human being who absolutely hates what they do, and dealing with them is pulling teeth. Here's one of those times. For another school themed story, here's Karen and Karen Jr getting outed for trying to cheat the school system.

Bureaucrat at school needs a copy made of a degree she issues | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/forshuregirl 5 hours ago So need certified copy my bachelor degree just issued? No problemo oc M So, this is little one, but still fullfilled with satisfaction. During my last semester my bachelor degree already applied masters degree at same university. So go through normal application process and get accepted (yay but as didn't have my bachelor degree at point had produce certified copy my degree
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Tumblr Thread: Weird and Stupid School Stories

Students usually don't have anything better to do than be weird, like the ones in this Tumblr post who worshiped a stuffed octopus. It doesn't take too much reminiscing to come across a time when someone at school did something weird as hell. As it turns out, that weirdness extends to awkward moments at high school reunions.

Tumblr thread about funny and weird school stories | frickerstein: today american lit kid fell asleep and my teacher got up and told us follow him and so all left room and he changed clock so like 6pm and like 10 minutes later kid ran into hallway with his backpack and were all sitting at end and he just sat down middle hallway and started cry yamatohatake: nosdrinker: my english teacher accused plagiarizing an essay wrote about my own life my friend got accused plagiarizing junior high because
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Worst Field Trips People Ever Went On

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the absolute worst field trips that people have ever been on. Many of us have been there as miserable students, stuck fulfilling an obligation to go to some boring place because it's related in some way to the class's material. 

People describe the worst field trips that they ever went on | HitherFriendly 17h Trip fort had look bus since they wouldn't allow us and went back school. Reply 289
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Tumblr Post: Kids Worship Teacher's Stuffed Octopus

This quick and entertaining Tumblr post highlights just how silly kids can get in the classroom. Can't blame them for taking a liking to Fweej the Overseer. Dude looks too cool for school. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this post about the cold-blooded freak devil cave goat.

A quick and funny Tumblr thread about kids worshipping a stuffed octopus | ralsalot not teacher (yet) but do work with students and one them had nerve look dead eye and ask why would be bad idea eat this entire marker They're 11 official-lyzzystardust An 4th grader asked high five by saying little slappy make daddy happy?"
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Funniest Reviews Students Left For Teachers

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the funniest and most ruthless reviews that students ever left for teachers. Students can get real creative with the rare insults when it comes to their final words on a particular teacher. Would expect nothing less. 

A collection of the funniest reviews that students left for teachers | helicopterpurple 12h 's two words long devil Twice got twice. Either two students left or one wanted make sure didn't miss Either way whooped out loud and showed all my friends Understand, most my scores are positive, and do care about my students think and doing right by them. But just hit funny devil Reply 319
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Dispute Over Alarm Clock Ends Entitled Aunt's Career

This aunt sounds like an absolute nightmare. She proceeded to move in with some family, and mooch off them to such an extent, while being a genuinely toxic disturbance, that the kid was left with no other choice but to take revenge. It really was more of a well deserved scenario of karmic justice. For another story about an aunt being a nasty person, check out the time Auntie Karen offered exposure as payment and got called out.

A dispute over an alarm clock ends up ending a lazy aunt's career | r/ProRevenge Join u/sunnykl 1y 1 Dispute over an alarm clock ends career recent petty revenge story made remember this experience my teenage years, but this one definitely went all way pro. Strap s going be long. tl;dr at end. So, just before my senior year high school turned 18 and bought car with my saved up years babysitting money. l'd have liked one sooner, but my mother absolutely refused. At 18 my big act teenage rebellion
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The Time a Student Got Their Professor's Name Incredibly Wrong

Back in school, many of us were tempted to write a goofy fake name or have a bunch of stupid place holding statements in essays like "Dumb evidence goes here god dammit." More times than we'd like to admit, we remembered and deleted them moments before turning in said essay. This time a student actually turned it in, tried to save themselves with an apology, and the professor had a sense of humor about it. It's not too far-fetched, teachers have to deal with dumb essays all the time.

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Most Useless Things Students Were Taught In School

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the most useless bits of information that students were taught in school. We've all been there. Just muddling through the academic grind because we have to, and already aware enough to know that so much of the mind numbing information we're being force fed won't actually end up serving a purpose out in the real world. 

An AskReddit thread about the most useless things that students were taught in school | MooPara 6h Math. All highschool math learned pretty much useless and had relearn everything university aware can't really teach some these subjects highschoolers, but then highschool math should teach problem solving and not half-memorising incomplete algorithms. Reply 80
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Yearbook Quotes from When School Was a Thing

Instead of a quote from John Lennon or a ridiculous promise to themselves, some people choose to go a little lighter with their senior quotes. High School used to seem so important. Now it just feels like a weird dream. Here are some more funny senior quotes that people got into the yearbook on their way outta there.

Funny yearbook quotes from high school seniors | Jessica Enciso Why fall love can fall asleep. | that's what she said Jacob Jones s She
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Smartest/Most Creative Ways Students Cheated

Students will go to extraordinary lengths to not have to study for that next, dreaded exam. Seriously, it's remarkable. We're talking devious kids printing out fake Snapple labels with answer keys on the labels; we're talking students collaborating to cheat off each other's tests by using M&M's; we're talking students tapping their fingertips on their desks to create some kind of morse code. There's some kind of brilliance interwoven in acts of academic cheating. 

Teachers describe the smartest and most creative ways that students cheated | babydragon0 1y S 1 Award My teacher shared with us story about since she allowed eating during her tests, one person pulled out giant bag M&Ms and ate specific color corresponding B/C/D two student duo and they only got caught another student ratted them out. Edit: grammar 18.5k 3
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Dude Turns Grouchy Professor's Phone Policy Into Prank

This power-tripping old school professor demanded all phone calls be taken publicly, so naturally, a cunning student took advantage of the situation. For school drama, here are times school presentations went off the rails as well as a teacher who lost half their class's papers and tried to fail them all.

Grouchy professor tells students all calls must be made publicly, so student gets silly calls | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/Ghettoceratops 3 hours ago can take calls, but will be whole class hear. oc M Back my college days taking Ancient History class with notoriously grouchy professor will just call Prof. He super old school and ripe sack horse apples. He hated technology and insisted on using an analogue projector with actual film slides because they were "more reliable" despite fact he
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