It's getting into spooky season and anyone who wishes to not get stuck in a lost plane of reality while exploring decrepit pews could learn from this creative church exploration guide. We weren't privy to the supernatural risks of walking into a creepy-ass haunted church, but this seems like someone put a lot of thought into it. For more spooky creativity, check out thesetwo-sentence horror stories.
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We're back at it again with a little unpleasant pile of cursed images to make you fear for humanity. There's just something captivating about cursed images that we can't look away from.
Chances are you've been to a haunted house, maze, or amusement park ride at some point, and whether or not you actually got legitimately scared is beside the point. The professional scarers who work in those places have seen a lot of scared people, like everything from fainting girlfriends to guys literally crapping their pants. It's gotta be a good time.
We're back at it again with more cursed images. These sick puppies are brimming with deeply uncomfortable levels of WTF, to make you squirm in your seat, and wonder what it is that drove you to check out more cursed images, yet again.
The warning signs here are doing a great job. Like if you find yourself about to swim and then notice a little ol' ENORMOUS SIGN in all caps that says "THIS RIVER IS CONTAMINATED WITH FECAL BACTERIA" you may find yourself a little dissuaded from jumping in. So good job, terrifying signs of the world. Some of these signs don't even know they're scary, sinister or weird, but that doesn't make them not have a threatening aura.
This vacationing couple's expedition up what he's called the world's steepest street, is brimming with hysterical hyperventilating and fitful punches of wife fury. Considering the context he provided; it sounds like the journey was destined for this kind of climactic fallout. Dude, she doesn't like heights. You proceed to ascend a terribly steep hill? This is what happens. This TIFU story is entirely the husband's fault, and he knows it.
Our dystopian reality just keeps churning up wild cursed images, so we're inclined to keep sharing them to satisfy your dark pleasure. There's something about cursed images that'll just always bring us back for more. We can't explain it. So, without further ado, here's a swell collection of people making disgusting messes with spaghetti, putting beans in their crocs, and a whole lot more.
An innocent Tumblr post about how hungry someone must've been when they discovered that coconuts were indeed edible, took a wild turn when someone pointed out how horrid and monstrous looking "coconut crabs" are. Some things are better left unseen. Nature can be a scary bitch sometimes.
We're back at it again with more fresh cursed images pulled from our dystopian reality. As long as there's strange and unexplainable and outright stomach-turning shit to stare at online, there will be cursed images. There's just something unavoidable fascinating about those eerie images that give off strong ominous vibes.
You're a busy person. Cut the fat out all your scary stories. All you need is two sentences to send a rush of chills down your spine. r/twosentencehorror combines succinctness and scariness in a fun, set-up punchline style. Anyway, here are 40 sentences of highly condensed spookiness.
We like to see idiot scammers get trolled, but sometimes they're incredibly clever and have access to way more of your information than you thought. Seriously, someone can dig up tons of personal information on you like your family members and past addresses in order to look legit, and frankly that's spooky as hell. This guy had to deal with just that but thankfully had the sense to back out.
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These guys probably feel a bittersweet combination of fear, luck and crapped pants after nearly getting shot into the sky on a faulty slingshot ride. Reportedly, the woman recording the video had a bad feeling about the ride and declined going on. It looks like she made the right move.
You'll never think of endless shrimp in quite the same way again. It starts out so wholesome, but then it becomes a rollercoaster of shrimp. With your simple wish for endless shrimp, you've doomed your future to one that is truly endless and full of shrimp. Here are some two sentence horror stories for some absurd and succinct spookiness.
Parenting is difficult. Parents often don't know what they're doing, so they have to figure it out on the fly. We've all had that moment when your parents find out that you've learned a new swear word, and have to deal with the fallout. Some parents will make you put soap in your mouth. Others will send you to your room. Sometimes they just start swearing too, and that's pretty cool. Often parents try to get creative with their punishments. Some are incredibly effective. Some aren't. Other ones are super creepy and cause lasting psychological damage. Anyway, here are weird punishments.
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This panicked mom named Christina Tufford, found herself in a race against the clock after realizing she'd accidentally locked her 10-month-old daughter, Maddie, in the car alongside the keys. The terrifying event took place in Florida, where that sweltering heat can pose a huge health risk, especially when you factor in being trapped inside of a hot car. Ten minutes into this drama, the car's air conditioner shut off, and then temperatures inside of the car really began to rise.
Fortunately everything works out, and they're able to break open the window to get Maddie out in time. The one lingering question we have though, is how did this end up taking so long?
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There's a lot in a name. Some stuff that should be taken more seriously like deep vein thrombosis or hurricane evacuation areas gets bogged down under a name more pleasant than it should be. Other things like particular food and games would sound less dangerous if the name was more accurate. Other stuff, particularly urinal cakes, could just use a much more fun update.
