Sure there's toilet humor, but these toilets are no joke. These kinda make you want to crap your pants. Not just cause they're weird and scary, but because a few of us would rather crap our pants than use them. For some scarier thrones of doom, here are toilets with threatening auras.
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Twitter users are bonding over their biggest childhood fears. Nothing quite as spooky as trying to conquer the fear of having a monster under your bed, or even worse, seeing a real monster like a giant spider dart across the room. Some of those childhood fears follow us right into adulthood.
We're back at it again with a fresh collection of especially spooky two sentence horror stories. There was no time wasted in making sure these two sentence horror stories got as spooky as possible. Gotta appreciate when people are able to escalate the horror in the matter of a couple of sentences.
Mom groups have an uncanny knack for preaching this ideal of "no judgment" while they judge the sh*t out of everyone else online. Outside of that we have some prime parenting fails, and generally ridiculous behavior from moms just trying to navigate the ins and outs of the wild social media world.
Most of these signs and warnings were intended to scare people off, and they're doing a good job of that. That said, they may be doing too good a job. Like, a reminder of all the deadly wolves in the area is a unique and effective way to make people go away. Seriously, these signs are too good at being spooky.
Tumblr can get, shall we say, overly specific. The nature of the site, and the people on it, can lead to some deep rabbit holes, like this tumblr users getting schooled on physics and car safety, or really specific and fun history. Anyway, this cranberry bog discussion led to a story about the not-so-obvious spider consequences of working in a flooded bog full of swimming spiders.
The real scary moments are the ones where you realize that you are not in control. Whether you're being chased by a wild animal, have a strange health complication, are a passenger in an insane ride, or are left in the elements. These are not good. For something a little lighter and more on the creative side, here are some two sentence horror stories.
Twitter user @grady_hendrix, tells a terrifying story about a mysterious man literally living inside of their houses's vents. Can you imagine going down to the kitchen for a little midnight snack, seeing the outline of a dude eating at your kitchen counter, losing your sh*t, and having nobody believe you? It sounds just like the start to every bone-chilling horror movie.
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One screw up and it's all over. Broken faces and trombone parts all over the place. This is probably the best trombone performance you'll see where they never have to play a single note.
We're happy that people take it upon themselves to warn other people of the world's potential dangers. It's just sometimes the signs themselves get the better of us and give us extra chills. Some aren't even intentionally scary. Let's face it, there are some ominous signs out there that are just too good at being spooky.
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We'll probably never have the gumption it took for this woman to step out of a malfunctioning elevator, but holy crap if that's not a close call. Maybe a fight or flight response? Either way, we'd be as concerned as the woman who stayed in.
Happiness really can be found in the darkest of places. In this case, we have some devilish haunted museum tour employees deciding to take matters into their own hands when it came to dealing with a pack of unruly, snobby children. Sounds like the one kid was all talk after all. Getting rid of the tour guide to strip away their sense of safety was a brilliant touch.
Overall, it's good that we have signs like these, because it means someone is looking out for you. That said, such a casual reminder of your own mortality can seem a little off-putting, especially when spooky signs do too good a job. Some could even argue that some scary signs are scarier than they have to be.
Twitter user @RantingOwl, ignored a series of very ominous red flags while she was touring an open house with her partner. The basement with the suspicious door that had like 10 locks on it sounds like bad news. The fact that the woman showing them the place didn't even have a decent explanation handy makes the whole picture take on an even spookier vibe.
