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Satan Has A Twitter Account And His Social Media Game Is Strong

It shouldn't come as any surprise that Satan's Twitter game is devilishly clever. He's taken to Twitter more recently to spice up the mess with his own hot takes on the madness of existence, and how he feels about the land down under. 

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Obviously anyone with some common sense would connect the dots between a plant-based burger and dark satanism-fueled plans. In this case, the Impossible Burger. Truly groundbreaking news here from one absolute nut, Rick Wiles. 

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10 Times The Church Of Satan Shut Down Trolls On Twitter

The Church of Satan is NOT messing around with their Twitter game. They regularly get jabbed by trolls looking to get a rise out of them on Twitter, and seem to have their banter worked out to a science. 

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25 Infuriatingly Misleading Products Designed by the Devil Himself

Sometimes the fine print won't even help you. These immoral businesses tried to swindle customers with misleading bait and switch tactics, as well as comically strange lying strategies. We could give them credit for being clever, but we don't want to.

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Satan, Dark Lord of the Underworld, and Comedy God of Twitter

It turns out, when he's not busy torturing the souls of the damned, Satan runs a pretty impressive Twitter handle under the call tag "S8n"

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10 Times Satan's Twitter Account Was a Dark-Humored Laugh Factory

Lucifer H. Morningstar is too lit for his own good right now. Can we please get the Twitter battle we deserve between him and Mr. DJ Trump? Why not? We've made it this far. 

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The Satanic Temple (TST) has announced that this coming school year (2016) will find their organization operating in elementary schools across the nation where they will be offering their new After School Satan Club program to students. While the presence of a religious organization in public schools will no doubt be shocking to some, evangelical litigants -- primarily the Child Evangelism Fellowship (CEF) represented by lawyers from the Liberty Counsel -- have solidly established the legal rights of religious organizations to operate clubs in public schools.

According to the CEF website, “[...] the United States Supreme Court ruled that a public school which allows use of its facilities to secular groups may not discriminate against religious groups.” And now that the CEF has established its Bible-based Good News Clubs across the nation, TST are eager to offer their own after school clubs, which will focus upon “critical reasoning, independent-thinking, fun, and freethought.”

Elaborating the mission of the After School Satan Clubs, Greaves states, “It’s important that children be given an opportunity to realize that the religious materials now creeping into their schools are representative of but one religious opinion amongst many. While the Good News Clubs focus on indoctrination of children by way of evangelism, instilling them with a fear of Hell and God’s wrath, After School Satan Clubs will focus on free inquiry and rationalism, the scientific basis for which we know what we know about the world around us. We prefer to give children an appreciation of the natural wonders surrounding them, not a fear of everlasting other-worldly horrors.”

jokes satan bus The Addition of a '666' Bus in Singapore Spawns so Many Satan Jokes
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People in Singapore are having a devil of a time deciding what to do about the new '666' bus line. 666 is considered by the superstitious to be the "number of the beast" in reference to Satan.  Some of the Facebook comments on the Land Transport Authority announcement say using this number is insensitive. Others argue that it's perfectly reasonable. 

The rest of the commenters just showed up to make jokes. 
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Hopefully the '666' bus driver will have a sense of humor, these jokes will probably only stop when Hell freezes over. 

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Thanksgiving is coming up, you'll definitely want this recipe for your family dinner!