On Wednesday Jimmy Fallon went and put a call out for people to share their weirdest roommate stories on Twitter. What followed can only be described as disturbing glimpses at the more bizarre and depraved side of humanity...
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Via mrlousyjeans
This is so embarrassing, but something about the way these two guys handle it make me think this might have happened before.
Via College Humor
Hi, thanks for visiting Fail Blog. We consider ourselves guardians of the public good and are hoping to make the world a better, safer, and more inclusive world. But as they say, change starts at home, which is why we are sharing this video on “How to Wash a Goddamn Dish” because we all live with trash and it’s our job to help them.
Sick of your roommate’s garbage lifestyle impeding on your day-to-day, send them this video, which breaks down the ins and outs of washing a dish, so that even your dumb-as-shit roommate can understand it. It’s that easy.
Go ahead. Watch and share with your idiot roomie, who will probably have to take a break from loudly breathing out of their mouth to hear this thing. It’ll be worth it if they do. Just let them know that they won’t suffocate if they close their mouth for a moment.
Living with roommates is tough, no doubt about it, and sometimes they're even more unreasonable before you move in. They make these crazy demands. Like this dude Doug I'm living with requires a fondant cake a day. You think that's easy? Sure, I'm getting better at it, but still.
Check out what some on Reddit have to deal with.
A lot of Twitter prayers going out to Winnie and her chill roommate to luck out with a switch.
