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tumblr thread on becoming a god of ants | cerothenull S quinnred probablybadrpgideas If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath why can't humans be summoned by ants answer is they should be. 20thcenturyvole Well if bunch ants formed circle my house l'd certainly notice, try figure out where they'd all come and possibly wreak destruction there. | weasowl 's why knowing and correctly pronouncing true name is so important ritual. Imagine impossible would be not go take look if

Tumblr Thread: Becoming an Ant God

Behold, my empire of sugar and dead ants.
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Woman calls roommate's dreams about being an influencer "pathetic." | AITA telling my roommate her aspirations being an influencer are fucking pathetic TL;DR: Roommate works minimum 50 hours week and can barely support him and his girlfriend. She wants be an influencer and isn't bringing home any income. After witnessing boyfriend have mental breakdown being overworked told girlfriend her aspirations were fucking pathetic

Woman Calls Roommate's Dreams Of Being An Influencer "Pathetic"

Pretty brutal.
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Guy gets revenge on stealing roommate with a USB trap | Think can steal my stuff and get away with Good luck studying exams with broken laptop Back my first year college used live residence on campus with 3 other dudes. Two them were cool (shout out Bdawg and Al) but third named David had nasty habit taking things weren't his and mysteriously forgetting objects had fallen into his possession.

Student Gets Back at Thieving Roommate with Booby Trap USB

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People's best and worst roommates of all time | MilesDavis_mynigga My roommate eats all my Nutella.

People's Best And Absolute Worst Roommates

Don't steal people's food, come on.
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Woman demands that her old roommates give her back the fridge that she sold to them | Hey claudia ru doing all good about Melissa has friend need fridge were wondering if u still have second one she might want give him SEP. 11 AT 9:36 P.M. damn thought bought guys?

Woman Sells Fridge To Old Roomies, Demands Fridge Back A Year Later

She's not asking but telling.
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Roommate tries petty revenge on roommate, and it backfires on her | r/pettyrevenge u/sugusug 317d Join My roommate tried petty revenge and backfired on her l'd consider my roommates and B, good friends and get on well most time do have our normal problems though, and this is story most recent one. B and are currently preparing exams has hers later January. So 's pretty quiet our flat right now; B and go bed early, wake up early study is enjoying her free time, goes bed at one morning and gets up

Roommate Tries Petty Revenge, It Backfires On Her

Sometimes you've got to out-petty the petty person.
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A couple lives with terrible roommates, get fed up, move out with everything | r/pettyrevenge u/ElectroBonuzz not gonna pay comfort This happened last month. By some universe coincidences and my girlfriend ended up living with another couple rented house split costs big house so each couple would have their own bathroom, bedroom and shared common places like kitchen and living room house originally rented by co-worker who by time this story no longer house anymore, but all furniture his

Couple Gets Fed Up With Roommates, Move Out With Everything

Sounds well deserved.
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Guy ends up outwitting his inconsiderate roommate by using the pavlovian method | r/ProRevenge u/nitsirtriscuit 1y Join Roommate lacks will get up on his own see lot hot blooded revenge stories lately where huge shit storms get stirred up and someone gets fired or arrested. My story is cold blooded revenge, where very small and deliberate action makes my victim lose out. My first semester at college had roommate who pain butt. He made up Honor Code rules tell us weren't allowed watch movies or

Guy Outwits Inconsiderate Roommate With Pavlovian Method

Roommate should've just played nice.
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Woman's baby name choice gets called out by her roommate for being completely ridiculous | AITA telling my roommate name she chose her baby is 'ridiculously stupid Not hole My roommate (24f) is big Game Thrones fan. She's pregnant with her first child right now. She decided name her baby Arya she asked my opinion this name said good name with good meaning (Arya means noble Sanskrit but lot people have named their kids Arya/Khaleesi/Sansa because popularity GoT and might be little too common

Mom's Baby Name Choice Gets Called Out

Don't do it.
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Bad college roommate tries to complain and get move but it backfires | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/zardkween 3 days ago Don't touch MY stuff oc M college had randomly assigned roommate did not get along with at all. Our personalities were just on two opposite ends personality spectrum and clashed only things had common were went same college and lived same apartment s Anyways nightmare living situation apartment had four rooms and two bathrooms. She and shared same bathroom as our rooms we

Roommate Complains Herself Into A Corner

Sometimes you don't get exactly what you want.
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Roommate buys milk for their lactose intolerant roommate to steal | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/gottmilk_ 23 hours ago F 2 AITA switching regular milk prove my lactose intolerant roommate keeps stealing Not hole and 2 other guys share an apartment together and split all bills only thing don't split costs on is groceries. Everyone's charge buying their own food and don't touch whatever doesn't belong us fridge put our names on everything so no one gets mixed up.

Food Thief Gets Reckoning When Roommate Buys Regular Milk

Let the record show he denied taking anything in the first place.
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Cheap roommate stops paying for utilities, and proceeds to get locked out of everything | r/pettyrevenge Join u/sonja_says 1d My roommate stopped paying utilities so got told come here different sub, so here am! My roommate stopped paying rent and utilities so This happened back my college days moved with friend university. She nice enough but she definitely had financial issues which didn't know about before moving together.

Roommate Stops Paying For Utilities, Petty Revenge Ensues

Gotta pay to play.
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Man describes his experience with girl roommates in enlightening Twitter thread | Craig Shapes 27 30K 63K @craigshapes Mar 28 Last year moved with my girlfriend and her best mate. They're both girls. Some shit l've seen is EYE OPENING mate thread)

Twitter Thread: Man's Experience With Girl Roommates Is Enlightening

Ignorance is bliss.
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Girls try to team up against their roommate, so the roommate takes revenge | r/NuclearRevenge u/blu3tu3sday• 220d Join Pick battles little more carefully Originally posted pettyrevenge recommended post nuclearrevenge. Here's obligatory intro paragraph: on mobile, long time lurker, first post. Long wind-up, revenge at end. So basically moved into 2bd apartment 2 months ago with Sara Jessica (names changed Now, Sarah is on lease, Jessica is Sarah's girlfriend and isn't on lease pay 50 Sarah pays 2

Girls Try To Team Up Against Roommate, Roommate Goes Nuclear

They underestimated their roommate big time.
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Person uses rat prank to get roommates to clean | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/Dull_Amy 1 day ago F S AITA terrorising my roommates into cleaning up their crap? Not hole So live with two roommates (28m 21f) who are less than helpful comes cleaning house. Wet clothes are left washer days on end, food is left rotting fridge and sink several weeks if do not clean they also just casually throw garbage into yard. If asked nicely multiple times them clean their mess and even not so nicely few times.

Rat Prank Gets Filthy Roommates to Clean Up

Sweet and effective.
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Girl converts her roommate's bedroom into a museum exhibit | Ellen Huet Follow @ellenhuet opportunity: two housemates take trip battle plan: rest house bands together convert their bedroom into an error-filled anthropological exhibit future

Twitter Thread: Girl Converts Roommate's Bedroom Into Museum

Genius.
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