robbery

They should've made the store windows out of the same stuff. 

The moment this bus driver saw some messed up crap happening he jumped out and helped that old lady. Then, like a boss, he just went right back to driving that bus. It probably didn't even make him late.

Not saying we could do much better, but damn these guys are slipping and sliding all over the place. The whole thing is just one big panic. Remember, crime doesn't pay, especially if you're this bad at it.

The cool and collected nature of this patron just trying to enjoy his cocktail with a fresh lit cigarette, while being held up at gunpoint is heroic. You don't see something like this everyday. At least it's usually in the movies. 

This guy had robbed 7 stores before this, and decided to test his luck again with an 8th miserably failed robbery attempt. Queue up the cops, justice, high fives, and laughs. Not this time, buddy! 

Last year in Spruce Grove, Alberta, two suspects put up a fight the likes of which made for an absolutely riveting two and a half minutes of security footage. While the man amazingly (and stupidly) faces off with a police offer, the woman tries to find an alternate route out. Oh, and it's set to music too. 

Hundreds of dollars in damage over $40 worth of weed. It is time for a serious life assessment, my dude. 

Now this is the shit I live for, when it comes to digging up Fail-packed videos for the community here at Fail Blog. Not only is this robbery all kinds of Fail; but it's at a vape shop robbery. A VAPE SHOP. Those Juuls are a hot commodity, I guess...especially if the shop's carrying discontinued pod flavors. 

Sit back and enjoy watching this German "robber" try and fail amazingly miserably, at robbing a gas station. The gas station attendant in this scenario has nerves of steel. By all appearances this person is absolutely unfazed. 

Last month, employees at a cannabis dispensary in Canada were forced to fight off would-be robbers who assaulted them with bear spray. This employee grabbed the first thing he could find, which ended up being a formidable bong.  It looks like he was ready to smoke those intruders before they ran off. None of the employees were seriously injured.