rich

Sometimes there is balance in the universe.

Consider yourself informed, some people don't think earthquakes exist.

Being poor isn't as cheap as it seems.

Here's some nice sobering financial advice. Hooray. Thank you financial advice.

It would seem glaringly apparent that the universe quite simply, doesn't want to cash you anywhere, young lady. Props to the ravenous pack of diversified trolls that readily stepped up to bring this entirely ridiculous, egotistical, caricature of everything awry about the younger generations, back down to earth.

Guys...I have so many carpets. BOW TO ME peasants, BOW TO ME.