When this disgruntled customer left a 1-star review describing their poor experience at a cafe, the owner set out to put the story straight with this thorough and scathing response. "It's missing "f- you" at the end," commented user North-Ad-5058. “It’s pretty heavily implied," replied user Appropriate_Town6385. “This is a great example of telling someone to go fuck yourself in the politest way possible,” offered user Stephen501.