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In times of doubt, check the tapes. The internet is brimming with fake reviews, as well as wonderful responses from the companies themselves. What we haven't seen is someone give such a detailed, minute-by-minute account of the reviewer's visit. This is some very thorough destruction.

If there's one thing we're always ready for around here, it is more of those ridiculous, intentionally picky, occasionally self-aware (or not at all) Amazon reviews. This particular lot gets 5-stars for keeping things particularly bizarre. 

We're not really sure who's in the right here. Jeff could just be a Yelp troll, but his complaint doesn't seem to be all that crazy. Vinny seems to be getting a little over-defensive for someone who's telling the truth, but either way it's a fun read. Is "fart guy baby" a popular insult somewhere?

Seems like she still isn't over it after all those sales...

This woman does NOT understand how businesses work. We want to see the security tapes that had to have captured this delusional sh*t show. 

Yeah, you can't take your eyes off the wholesomeness. 5 stars. 5 Stars over and over. Can't bee-lieve how wholesome this is.

Why do these toxic cretins take it upon themselves to dampen the reputation of a perfectly fine and dandy restaurant? Nothing warms our heart like their bullshit getting called out. 

These deceptive morons need to DO LESS.