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This customer decided to channel their inner aggression and outrage at the bar, after she was rejected from having more drinks. Apparently, she was showing signs of drunkenness, and the bar decided it was time for them to stop serving her. By the sound of it, this news was unwelcome and simply not accepted. 

So, the customer proceeded to make a proper stink about it. She went so far as to leave a dishonest review. Fortunately, the bar owner was ready to address the dishonest review with the footage-backed facts that they had on hand. 

People absolutely love leaving extremely critical, sometimes untruthful reviews of stores and restaurants. Sometimes it's even a lie made up by their competition. Business owners will go to bat online to defend their honor, like this guy who leveled with a customer who complained over buying a single dollar taco. Sometimes customers are lying to save face and the business brings in some critical details, like this tattoo parlor that had an epic response for an entitled customer.

When this guy complained over a taco, the owner got realistic with him about what it costs to sell one taco for a dollar and change, especially when you bring credit card charges into it. Sometimes folks have unreasonable demands, and these entitled people need to abandon their nonsense. For a real good one, here's an entitled mom who lashed out when her babysitter got a better job.

This customer left a poor review for this mechanic without letting all the facts out. The owner responded with some pretty critical information that put the reviewer in a very different light. For another review that demanded a heavy response, here's a donut shop owner who handled a customer's angry review like a boss.

While no one expected Cats to be very good, it got some pretty funny and bad reviews basically right away. We didn't plan on seeing it and we don't necessarily care how much people like it, but we're just glad that people are getting creative with how much they disliked it.

You might not even care at all about seeing this movie, but it's likely that these ridiculous and funny reviews will give you life. At least we can thank the movie "Cats" for the comedy goldmine of reviews. 

Don't even have to know about the movie "Cats" to appreciate the creative brutality here. Dang. 

Now she is one okay boomer. This bad lady will set you back over a grand, but it's worth it for, uh, whatever you get out of it. Nursing training, right. If there were any more funny amazon reviews for this realistic geriatric nursing doll, we'd have found them.

Honestly this wasn't something we'd ever think about, but the fact that someone is this passionate about ant emojis makes you think "of course someone would notice this and have an incredibly precise opinion on it." Here are some really funny reviews of various animals themselves.

Sometimes you've gotta handle a customer's aggressive stupidity with cold, hard, mathematical logic. This owner managed to get it done like a true champion. 

If you've ever worked retail or any customer-facing job, you will have met a customer who was disrespectful, entitled, treated you like an object and made some demand that store policy doesn't actually honor. With their sticky-fingered kids, boorish husbands and shrill battle cry of "the customer is always right" a Karen is a customer service person's personal nightmare. That's why we take extra joy in stories of entitled Karens who park in disabled spots and get tricked by parody customer service accounts. Oh and also when they demand their children get to taste painful hot sauce. There's a lot of fun times to be had.

As far as ignorant reviews go, this one ranks at the very top. This woman clearly has a whole lot of learning to do, and maybe she'll realize how far off she was with her assessment of the plantation if she gets wind of people's reactions on Twitter. 

Amazing. We have no idea what's going through the head of someone who gets upset at a company for not having emergency fridge repair during a category 5 hurricane, but we'd love to find out. The threat of Hurricane Dorian brought out more noble feelings in people, like this woman who took in 97 stray dogs to keep them safe from the storm.

Sometimes people come into a store ready to start swinging. When this customer called this business a scam, the owner chose to respond with some convincing aspects of the whole story that were left out of the original review. Business owners tend to put a staggering amount of time and energy into responding to negative reviews, like this person who left a one star review and was met with justified condemnation.

This reviewer had the nerve to call a suitable response to their insulting offer "unprofessional" and inadvertently went in for round two. The world is full of frustrating cheapskates, but when someone leaves a ridiculous review like this they leave themselves open for an utter takedown of their entire character.

As a Yelp business owner sometimes the best way for you to deal with a lying and testy customer is to treat them with the facts. You can't argue with the facts, and you ultimately come out of the situation looking like a boss, while the customer looks like a mindless idiot.