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You've got to be careful with those YouTube diet recipe videos. Regardless of whether or not the "diet soup" is actually a thing in this strange universe, the comments section delivered nothing but an onslaught of comedy gold. Many of us have had our unfortunate experiences muddling through gnarly phases of indigestion and flatulence upon trying funky foods that are reportedly healthy. Sometimes the body just acts up in unexpected ways. And whatever you do, pray for that poor dude at the end. Pray for him, ya'll. Check out some more gold from the world of Tumblr with this thread about becoming an Ant God. It's as fun as it sounds. 

Anyone can tell you that The Cheesecake Factory is a building full of paradoxes. It's like it's telling you with all its heart that it wants to be fancy with all the lighting and the columns, and then you sit down and drink out of a plastic cup. Cheesecake is great, but the place itself really makes you think "how does this place still exist?" Maybe it fits the bill of "a place people can agree to go to." @MaxKreigerVG got extremely deep about America's gaudiest Cheesecake vendor.

Some people in this world are impossible to please. It's as if they've set out on a completely irrational mission to unleash impossible demands that even when somehow, miraculously met, still warrant toxic bouts of dishonesty and general nonsense. At least this owner was ready to address a rather absurd review of their auto shop. 

Check out another ridiculous choosing beggar case with this entitled streamer who demanded music for exposure, and got nothing.

Man, in terms of all the kinds of choosing beggar cases that we encounter, some of the worst must be the ones involving choosing beggars offering exposure instead of actual payment. In this case, that was only made worse by the fact that the choosing beggar proceeded to dish out the threats when they were rightfully rejected. Check out another wild choosing beggar scenario, with this choosing beggar who wanted a free VCR, but only if it was new.

That is a low move, my dude. Scamming people for good reviews is as sleazy as it gets. Just don't do that. 

Honestly this whole party sounds like an absolute nightmare to serve. They were loud, rude, horribly messy, and terrible liars. It's not uncommon for a Karen to lie to a restaurant owner's face, causing some revenge to unfold. When bad customers try to strike back in the reviews section, they don't realize that some owners have all the time in the world to respond.

People that take the time and energy to leave fake bad reviews are the absolute worst. Just picturing someone putting in the extra effort to try and make someone else's life more miserable can get the blood boiling. Fortunately, this restaurant owner handled the situation in glorious fashion. 

Dishonest reviews that try to stain the reputation of perfectly good establishments with hard working employees just trying to earn an honest living, are a poison to the world. Fortunately, owners will step in and address these dishonest reviews with all the cold hard logic and facts that they have at their disposal. This particular scenario involves a nightmare of a dinner party that made a mess of everything around them, and then had the inconceivable audacity to leave a bad review, after the pub did everything they could to accommodate the year's most senseless customers. 

Check out another case of a customer leaving a dishonest review, and then getting shut down.

It's just plain old messed up that people can be so nonchalant about destroying the reputation of restaurants, with employees that are just trying to make ends meet. This particular customer sounds like quite the two-faced nightmare. She'd lie and say everything was all good right before pulling a 180, and leaving a scathing review that wasn't even honest. 

People that go out of their way to leave blatantly false reviews are the absolute worst. They're consciously working to bring down perfectly good business' reputations. It's garbage. Fortunately, this martial arts academy was ready to address the lies with pure masterful class. 

Anyone who's ever waited for a school bus knows that the bus is under no obligation to come directly to your front door. This parent had a hard time understanding that they're not the only person whose kid goes to school. Entitled people show up everywhere and push demands onto everyone, like this customer who chose the wrong free glasses and got a response from the owner.

This customer seems to be upset that they made the wrong decision with their glasses, so they decided to take it out on the store that provided them with the glasses for free. The owner let them know what was up. The retail world is swimming with entitled people and their unreasonable demands, as well as entitled people who went full Karen. Sometimes ridiculous customers don't get their way, like this Karen who demanded to speak to a fellow customer's manager.

It seems like the one star was well deserved. The nail polish company didn't take too kindly to an honest assessment of what they were selling. 

Anyone compelled to buy a product called the "knuckle blaster" is probably someone that isn't getting into any real fights any time soon, and this person reviewed the product with gusto and creativity. It feels good to find some creative weirdness where you wouldn't expect it, like these funny amazon reviews.