reviews

Experience the deep disgust with them! It's so vivid. These restaurant and hotel reviews are comedy gems. Just our favorite kind of unintentionally hilarious. 

Always a soft place in our hearts for fabricated reviews getting torn down by the truth. Whether it's a potential competitor trying to stain the reputation of an upstanding establishment with words pulled out of thin air, or some fool named Zachary trying to give a car wash a bad time over a bunch of nothing; bring it on. When the truth wins, and it's captured in a fiery response from an owner who's had enough, we are all about it. 

Lying customers are hellbent on ignoring the inevitable callouts from restaurant owners, when they take to their online review scribblings. They're hurting the image of the business, and people's ability to experience potentially kickass service and/or food. The vigilance of truth-defending restaurant owners is deeply appreciated in this case. 

Zachary needs to check himself. Also, let's all appreciate this: "you inspected your car with your mom." Try again, Zachary. Or just don't. Stop with the BS-riddled reviews once and for all. 

What compels a liar to leave a review anchored in complete BS? Is it boredom? Lack of self-respect? A misplacing of exercising common decency? I couldn't tell you. What I do know is that these 10 lying reviewers that tried to stain upstanding establishments with negative accounts of utter fiction, got properly called out. 

In times of doubt, check the tapes. The internet is brimming with fake reviews, as well as wonderful responses from the companies themselves. What we haven't seen is someone give such a detailed, minute-by-minute account of the reviewer's visit. This is some very thorough destruction.

We're not really sure who's in the right here. Jeff could just be a Yelp troll, but his complaint doesn't seem to be all that crazy. Vinny seems to be getting a little over-defensive for someone who's telling the truth, but either way it's a fun read. Is "fart guy baby" a popular insult somewhere?

If there's one thing we're always ready for around here, it is more of those ridiculous, intentionally picky, occasionally self-aware (or not at all) Amazon reviews. This particular lot gets 5-stars for keeping things particularly bizarre. 

Yeah, you can't take your eyes off the wholesomeness. 5 stars. 5 Stars over and over. Can't bee-lieve how wholesome this is.

Seems like she still isn't over it after all those sales...

This woman does NOT understand how businesses work. We want to see the security tapes that had to have captured this delusional sh*t show. 

Why do these toxic cretins take it upon themselves to dampen the reputation of a perfectly fine and dandy restaurant? Nothing warms our heart like their bullshit getting called out. 

These deceptive morons need to DO LESS. 

People who write one star reviews never seem to tell the full story, do they?

They are doing their best to keep up with the internet. That doesn't mean there aren't tons of awkward mistakes and social faux pas, but they are doing their best.

Learn from this man's painful mistake so that you don't repeat the process....