If you're looking for a job, it helps to have some common sense during the interview process. Stuff like "show up on time" or "don't be a huge ass to everyone around you." You would be surprised by how many people can't seem to do this. For the ones who got through, here are 41 bosses and managers sharing stories of their worst employees.
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It's seemingly inconsequential mistakes like this that keep us up at night. This dude could've had opportunity knocking at his door 2 years ago were it not for just a few small mistakes that made him invisible to potential employers. At least he figured it out eventually. Reminds us of this guy who literally lived in the dark for 6 years.
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"And so was your little guy, apparently!"
Via Elski Felson
Elski Felson wants a job at Snapchat, but instead of submitting a traditional resume, he created one using the app.
“Personally, I hate paper resumes,” he says in the video. “I don’t think a piece of paper can encapsulate anybody. So I decided to make you a ‘My Story.'”
He then goes through the requirements (presumably for this Community Support Specialistposition) line by line to prove his worth.
Watch him demonstrate that he is and expert spreadsheet wizard, multi-tasker and ugly selfie sender among the other qualifications listed on the page.
“I’ve been searching for a professional job for almost 8 months now. I’m totally fed up with the system,” he writes on Reddit. “Applying online over and over and hearing nothing back… it’s a disheartening crapshoot.”
Well hopefully Snapchat will catch wind of the video and at least grant him an interview for putting in all the extra effort.
