resume

If you're over the age of 30 and you're still bragging about how many natty lights you can throw down, it might be a good time to rethink what you're bringing to the table.

Just tell the truth people! This shit only serves to catch up with you in the end, if not on the first day of the actual job (you're not qualified to have!). 

The strange things that have been, or wish you could put on, your lackluster resume. #WeirdThingsOnAResume