restroom

The janitorial staff will hate you.

Multi-tasking is the way to go.

After posting passive-aggressive instructions on how to change the toilet paper roll, my coworkers still do THIS.

Only one of these rolls is 2 Ply.

"No," she replied with a smile. "I peed." Then they got married and lived happily ever after, until one day when he walked in to find her pooping instead of peeing. There was a messy divorce and an embittering, soul-deadening custody battle. The end.

Poop.

To whomever gets to use that room for the month, it quickly becomes less of a "private restroom" and more of a "personal office."

~OLJ