"Pillbottle floatball upthrust."
Now there's a phrase I thought I would never say.
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So that's how Keystone Light is made!
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Everything is possible if you believe in yourself. The sky is the limit. Wash your hands, idiot, don't be weaksauce.
Now what could help out with taking a schiph?
You bring the cones, I'll bring the dump truck.
Ladies, please! Contain your photographs!
Hey, at least there still won't be any bickering about the seat being left up!
Not on the Ferrari!
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You're speaking in H.R. again.
Are those the Spice Girls?
No problem, just use your arms to climb.
Just kidding. This is a follow up to what happened to that toilet with the snake in it.
The janitorial staff will hate you.