restaurants

Apparently this steakhouse uses their knives in... alternative ways.

In an industry where everyone you write about hates your guts, it becomes necessary to adopt an alter ego or two... or fifty.

Here we see what elaborate lengths food critics have gone to to disguise their true identities. A necessary precaution when chefs offer free vacations to whichever waiter spots you in their restaurant just so they can have satisfaction of kicking you out.

Now you won't look like a huge jackass! Happy travels!