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This commenter found themselves at the receiving end of one of the best insults we've ever heard when they decided to get all snooty toward a fan of art history. For more funny tumblr art stuff, here's a thread on the cold business of art modelling as well as another thread on the world's most hated artist and his bean.

The guy basically forced himself into the building and demanded a tattoo, even when he was told it couldn't be done. And to top it all off, this male Karen honestly didn't believe that the owner of a tattoo place might have a tattoo on his head. For a Karen at odds with another business owner, here's a lying Karen getting decimated by an owner's response. For some tattoo tales, here are some stories of tattoo choices that had people asking questions.

There's nothing quite like an entitled influencer getting a big fat "no" after asking for some service in exchange for the dubious promise of exposure. These entitled individuals with their nonstop demands never seem to learn that just about no one wants to deal with their tiring behavior.

Some people like being carded because it makes them feel young. Other people hate it because it's a hassle. This person decided to ID a guy who likely didn't need to be ID'd, and the response was one you wouldn't expect. For a distinctly different ID checking story, here's a Karen who wanted her ID checked, but it turned out to be expired.

Leaving a review isn't always as simple as saying whatever you want about what happened. Case in point, this lying Karen getting decimated by an owner's response. Some business owners watch their reviews like a hawk, and they make time go into serious detail about what actually went down.

Honestly this whole party sounds like an absolute nightmare to serve. They were loud, rude, horribly messy, and terrible liars. It's not uncommon for a Karen to lie to a restaurant owner's face, causing some revenge to unfold. When bad customers try to strike back in the reviews section, they don't realize that some owners have all the time in the world to respond.

After a request like this, it would be pretty hard not to send someone a photo of your bare ass and directions on where to kiss it, but this person kept things classy. It's still extremely hard to have any sympathy for the kind of person who thinks they deserve a discount in exchange for literally a penny's worth of water, but that's entitled goofs for you.

Anyone who's ever waited for a school bus knows that the bus is under no obligation to come directly to your front door. This parent had a hard time understanding that they're not the only person whose kid goes to school. Entitled people show up everywhere and push demands onto everyone, like this customer who chose the wrong free glasses and got a response from the owner.

Now that is how you handle a whiny, choosing beggar who didn't get what they wanted. After this choosing beggar was shut down for being an unreasonable fool, they proceeded to try and diminish the reputation of the store. Well, that backfired. They only ended up looking more ridiculous in the end. 

Sometimes people feel like being a paying customer makes them impervious to criticism, but when it comes to responding to entitled customers who don't reveal the full story, the businesses themselves tend to have some pretty damning responses. Here's one where a business owner leveled with a guy who complained over a dollar taco. This one has an interesting twist regarding that pesky "voice was too high" remark.

This business owner has a history of taking absolutely no shit as well as having an incredible mouth on em. Basically the perfect combo to stop any rude and annoying customer in their tracks. Seriously, check out what this guy said to a private school when he upgraded their charity before them. Total Legend.

It starts off with an interaction between the customer and the admin manager, then after enough annoyance, Chelsea brings in the big guns.

Twitter user @calluna_, responded to a professor who complained about the millennials being the lamest, most intolerable generation by transcribing a collection of 18th century student disciplinary records, and sharing her findings. Turns out things were pretty out of control in the 18th century. Makes the millennials look pretty reasonable after all. 

This is ALL empirically gained evidence. Epic. What a savage. Always going to appreciate this response from Adam Savage. 

What's that? Millennials have ruined ANOTHER thing? This article from Business Insider, stating that millennials have ruined the pet food industry was destined to spark some serious outrage. Various millennials reacted on Twitter with their feelings concerning the matter. 

There's nothing like the feeling of a sick comeback or a sweet burn. Lucky for us, we have the internet, so we live in the most comeback-rich time in history. The relatable, the weird, the brutal and the just plain funny are all represented. Oh man is it sweet. If you want to see some more of these, then check out some more comebacks right here.

When people projectile word vom*t their undigested thoughts on social media, the rest of the internet, occasionally steps up to correct the stupid. In these cases, we're dealing with a nice dose of spicy wit and unapologetically brutal logic. The ensuing public "conversations" or moments, are pretty entertaining. See for yourself.