rejection

The Romeo and Juliet balcony scene took place in the early morning, too. This is from an evil alternate-reality Romeo and Juliet who spend the entire play throwing pithy one-line insults at each other. They both wear goatees.

I just did that thing where you suck in your breath through your teeth. I don't think there's a sound effect I can write out for it. BASICALLY IT HURT TO WATCH.

Seriously, what is it with guys and pictures of their dick? I guess they spend so much time staring at it themselves that they forget what normal people like to look at.

Kome on now, don't you think that's a little kruel?

Maybe he should have said "please" again, but extra extra super duper more nice.

Well this is interesting. Usually it's the weird guys who want a Lord of the Rings marathon and the cool guys who want to go to a concert.

the only thing ugly about you is your bloated ego