rejection

They will work. I promise.

'Cause you just got shot down. Hard.

I believe these are lyrics to an Andrew W.K. song.

Wish I were sleeping right now. #firstworldmorningproblems

And "you're mean" begins with "y," as in "Y R U SO MEANNNNN OMG"

As effective as Jenna Marbles' face is at discouraging would-be Romeos, there's still at least one harrowing, boner-killing reaction image that tops hers.

Received a text from an unknown number.

As someone who just found out he got rejected, the sender took it like a champ. Still, if he's going to be so insistent on asking "whos this?" he shouldn't respond "WHOA dog don't TRIP c'mon man" when he's asked the same question.

From the submitter:

You would think after a month and a half...he'd get the hint

You'd think.

Note - This video contains a single swear word, and since the video's only 5 seconds long, that mean's this sketch about 20% bad language.

Hitting on strangers: the saddest thing to do on Christmas Day.