They will work. I promise.
Wish I were sleeping right now. #firstworldmorningproblems
And "you're mean" begins with "y," as in "Y R U SO MEANNNNN OMG"
As effective as Jenna Marbles' face is at discouraging would-be Romeos, there's still at least one harrowing, boner-killing reaction image that tops hers.
Received a text from an unknown number.
As someone who just found out he got rejected, the sender took it like a champ. Still, if he's going to be so insistent on asking "whos this?" he shouldn't respond "WHOA dog don't TRIP c'mon man" when he's asked the same question.
Note - This video contains a single swear word, and since the video's only 5 seconds long, that mean's this sketch about 20% bad language.
Hitting on strangers: the saddest thing to do on Christmas Day.