It just makes you feel a little worse to live in a world where it actually costs money to pay your taxes. We don't blame the customer service person for being in this situation, but what's complete BS is that this problem even exists in the first place.
Returning condoms shows a certain level of disappointment and finality, don't you think? This guy could have easily saved them for another day, but instead those unused wang wrappers were just a constant reminder of his sexual failures.
The condoms are so depressing he can't even have them in the house. 
Cousin Sal gives us a lesson in the Art of Trolling in the workplace, courtesy of a few hapless Costco customers!
