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tip receipt - 6767291648
By nickp15
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I'm such a good (self) tipper!

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forever alone Futurama Fry receipt - 6519957504
By Unknown
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"All right sir, we have a 90-day 'no friendzone warranty which covers you being clingy and overly emotional. Would you like to purchase the Jealousy upgrade for only $49.99 more?"

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free money receipt restaurant - 6284565504
By Unknown
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One angel food cake: $6.95. Seeing the look on your buddy's face when his free steak salad costs him two weeks' salary: priceless.

Dexter receipt serial killer - 6276164096
By Unknown
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Bacon and eggs, naturally. He's a murderer, not a cannibal!