This post is the epitome of frustration. Clearly, don't get in the way of this dude trying to enjoy himself a nice burrito.
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We get a truly comprehensive, impressive rant from Conan O'Brien's Associate Producer, Jordan Schlansky, on why Star Wars is better than Star Trek. His brain was clearly up for the challenge. Apparently the rant was supposed to end much sooner, but Conan and his team didn't cut him off. Thank goodness.
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Pete Davidson went off on an angry rant at college students from the University of Central Florida. He realized they were still recording him after he'd clearly specified that was against the rules. He called them out for being everything wrong with the current generation, and said that's why the world is going to end in 25 years.
This reviewer had the nerve to call a suitable response to their insulting offer "unprofessional" and inadvertently went in for round two. The world is full of frustrating cheapskates, but when someone leaves a ridiculous review like this they leave themselves open for an utter takedown of their entire character.
A very angry mom, Olivia Cook, went on a bit of a Facebook rant about a pizzeria manager that told her to "cover up" while she was breastfeeding her 2-month-old. No mom wants to find herself in a tight spot, getting shamed, for doing something that's actually legal in all 50 states.
Wedding season's in full bloom and bridezillas are getting wild. Wedding dramas are breaking out left and right. The internet almost can't keep up with all of the melodrama. In this particular situation of a bridezilla doing her worst, we see a series of text exchanges between said bridezilla and her cousin end in some straight up ignorant fat shaming.
Buckle up for one wild ride. Long story short, it sounds like Anish Kapoor is one selfish and elitist jerk. The art world doesn't want him, and we're not surprised after reading this Tumblr thread about how he basically hoards pretty colors from the world for his own personal gain. Fortunately, there was someone named Stuart Semple who was ready to fight the good fight; and ultimately bring the cool and pretty colors back to the world. The way he goes about it is petty revenge at its finest.
This guy put his boss on blast over an insensitive and entirely inappropriate situation regarding "slut shaming" his coworker's LinkedIn photo. Can't imagine what this boss was thinking when they dropped that kind of BS into the workplace atmosphere, but this guy's rant does a solid job at deconstructing why it was so damn messed up.
If you're looking for some more juicy co-worker drama with a bit of a lighter tone, we recommend checking out the time HR intervened on a couple co-worker's blossoming, high stakes sandwich saga.
This Baby Boomer got it good. Their post was just a little bit incendiary. Fortunately, it looks like this particular millennial brought a full arsenal of facts to the little Facebook post battle. And what ensues is nothing short of sweet victory, by the looks of it.
When this woman saw a tweet bashing the geek culture of men who enjoy the simpler pleasures in life like Star Wars and superhero movies, she went to bat. The thread that ensues is a powerful example of standing up for the dudes who very well might be enduring their own suffering in silence.
Young people definitely get some interesting criticism in the news, like all the times Millennials have Killed an Industry, so this doesn't seem like much of a departure. In an interview on housing rights in Britain, a news anchor and landlord "reported" that young people don't have the skills to rent, since they don't know how to change lightbulbs or do basic tasks. This ruffled some feathers among young people and tenants.
This is way funnier than he (probably) wants it to be, and that might be the best part. That Raven is the real MVP. Just yesterday, we were running a Twitter thread on all the fun facts that go into explaining what makes Ravens so damn cool. If you missed that, check it out here!
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Comedian Bryan Callen was ready to destroy Anti-Vaxxers in one inspired rant. He breaks out the facts and logic and science with passion and heart. Game over?
Scottish Twitter user, @innesck, went OFF in this rant about the madness of America's measurement system. And the Twitter thread that ensues is nothing short of highly entertaining! Never knew how badly I needed the answer to this question, he asks at one point: 'how many Fahrenheit are in a cup?'
