By Unknown
So where does he... put it? Regardless, May the Fourth be with you all.
Vinyl junkies and nerdy hip-hop heads are no doubt salivating at this awesome R2D2-styled turntable. It looks like a heavily modded Technics 1200, so it's not too out of the question to find one on Craigslist to build a C3PO counterpart.
This idea is going to take so much crap from everyone. Literally.
He may be returning the phone, but he's keeping the sassy golden Kindle for now, even if it keeps adding "Oh dear!" to the end of every paragraph of Pride and Prejudice.
~Office Lackey Jack