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Karen Coworker Spills Water All Over Power Outlets, Expects Sys Admin To Fix It

Sys admins have to put up with all kinds of unnecessary nonsense while on the job. It could be a panicked mom who washed her kid's computer and then didn't understand why it didn't work. Or perhaps, something more outright absurd like what we have here. The dude's Karen coworker spilled a whole ton of water all over some power outlets, and then "didn't understand" how that would manifest in the power being cut out in her work station. Was she just too embarrassed to own up to the truth, or what? That seems like the most believable possibility. 

Karen spills water all over the power outlets, and then expects a sys admin to fix it.
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Most Absurd Lies People's Parents Told Them

Just because they're your parents doesn't mean that they're also not prone to coming up with all kinds of absurd lies that you only end up realizing later on in life were pure works of impressive, mind blowing fiction. Maybe these people's stories of their parents' most ridiculous lies will resonate for some folks. 

A collection of the most ridiculous lies that people's parents told them.
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Martial Arts Academy Skillfully Shuts Down Helicopter Parent

People that go out of their way to leave blatantly false reviews are the absolute worst. They're consciously working to bring down perfectly good business' reputations. It's garbage. Fortunately, this martial arts academy was ready to address the lies with pure masterful class. 

A martial arts academy masterfully shuts down a helicopter parent's review | 2 reviews 2 weeks ago Horrible experience! My son (3 years old) has been going there now three months and everything going great. He loved coaches and really enjoying himself. Then out nowhere Main Guy Bob pulls side and tells my son has been disruptive last few weeks. My son is 3 years old and at times doesn't put his %100 effort but he never disruptive. He acting like every other child his age s unfortunate this place
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Dumbest Lies People Actually Believed

The world's unfortunately never been in short supply of deceptive liars that all try to pawn off their lies on unsuspecting victims. Sometimes, folks are lucky enough to have the wherewithal to catch the lies as they come across, and even call the liars out in the process. Other times though, people aren't so fortunate. It's a wonder that people actually fell for these lies in the first place. But oh well, you live and you learn. Check out some delusional liars that got outed in righteous fashion over here

A collection of the dumbest lies that people actually ended up falling for.
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Delusional Liars That Got Outed In Righteous Fashion

It seems like since the internet itself has been around we've had folks trying to get away with pawning off their blatant lies on people that they don't anticipate will see right through their game. Fortunately, many people do, and then they proceed to call out those liars for everyone else in the online world to see. There's something innately satisfying about seeing a liar outed. 

A collection of times that liars were outed on social media.
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Dad Lies About Son's Bike Being Stolen To Teach Him Lesson

This dad decided to consult the moral judges of Reddit's AITA community to determine whether or not he was in the wrong after lying to his son about his bike being stolen, with the intention of teaching the kid a lesson. Some folks in the comments section are suggesting that his decision to lie like he did could result in his kid developing trust issues. While others seem to think that the dad wasn't in the wrong at all. 

Dad lies about his son's bike being stolen with the intention of teaching him a lesson.
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Tumblr Users Discuss The Art Of Faked Niceties In Service Industry

Anyone who has ever worked a gig in the service industry knows that the job is most unfortunately stuffed to the brim with entitled customers that all seem to be on a war path towards creating as much emotional distress as possible, over a whole bunch of nothing. Because of that unfortunate and frequent predicament, many members of the service industry end up perfecting their very best "customer voices." This can get very, very exhausting after awhile.

If you're looking for more gold from the world of Tumblr check out these Tumblr gems to rifle through like a goblin

A funny Tumblr thread has Tumblr users swapping stories on the art of faked niceties in the service industry.
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Lazy, Shameless, And Obviously Dishonest Excuses

The world seems as if it's never going to run out of people trying to pawn off their hastily woven lies on other folks that they assume won't see right through their game. Maybe you've personally fielded one of these outlandish, transparently fictional excuses. If you find yourself dealing with one, it's up to you on whether or not you're going to call the liar out. The thing about calling the world's liars out is that they have a tendency to get very, very defensive. So, definitely tread lightly. Check out some more of the most obvious lies that people ever told over here

A collection of the most blatantly dishonest excuses that people have encountered.
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Most Elaborate Attempts At Cheating That Exam Proctors Witnessed

Students can get wildly inventive when it comes to the staggering lengths that they'll go to not have to study for exams. There are absolutely flickers of genius present in the minds of the "slackers" that can't be bothered to play by the rules that the educational system imposes upon them. These exam proctors certainly witnessed some next level acts of cheating. For some more juicy schooling drama, check out this post about the weirdest things that teachers have ever had to confiscate from students

A collection of the most elaborate attempts at cheating that teachers ever witnessed.
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Craziest Excuses From Students That Ended Up Being True

Sometimes the truth is indeed stranger than fiction. This AskReddit thread pays homage to the absolute wildest excuses that ever came across teachers' desks from students. If anything it's threads like this that can once again awaken us to the reality that we never really know what's boiling underneath the surface of someone's otherwise, seemingly pleasant life. Whole lot of crazy stuff going on in this world. 

Craziest excuses from students that ended up being true. | kajigleta 11h Showed up late college final because his neighbor's apartment on fire. He smelled like fire smoke so gave him an extension on time limit.
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Most Obvious Lies People Were Ever Told

The thing about crossing paths with a pathological liar is that they're so caught up in the process of keeping up with their various lies that at some point they seem to start believing them, themselves. It's both a disheartening and vaguely humorous situation to come across. On the one hand you can feel that compulsion to snap them out of their obvious game of lying to everyone they cross paths with, but you also don't want to be the truth-telling straw that broke the camel's back. 

For some more juicy content on liars check out the triumphant times that liars got called out

A collection of the most obvious lies that people were ever told. | lurkity_mclurkington co-worker told my own story back as his own. Twice.
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Lousy Liars That Can Take Their Lies Elsewhere

Man, nothing grinds one's gears like encountering a lousy liar who has been spinning their web of lies for so long it's as if they've been sold on their lies themselves. Fortunately, the internet's populated by some truth defending warriors that have made it their mission to call out the lies as they seem them. Sometimes that can take providing cold hard undeniable evidence. Liars can get real weaselly. 

A collection of times that people tried to lie online and got called out for it. | do not have facebook never have. So do loose 's up Get telegram commenting Facebook account. Google does same Doesn't Having an Google on my phone tracks my destinations, has access all my contacts and pictures Tracks my searches. Ect ect | MPJ O @MikePitt_Jr did say thisO get paid play football not dance. Don't believe everything see on internet. Might be fight this weekend. Michael Pittman Indy said he's going
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Triumphant Times Liars Got Called Out

Nothing quite gets us going like the blatant liars of the online world that insist on trying to pawn off their bundles of lies on people that they just don't think will call them out on their dishonest antics. So, when we see liars actually getting called out for all the BS, it just makes our hearts grow warm. 

A collection of triumphant times that liars were successfully called out. | purplemonkey55· ly worked at fast food joint had someone call during opening shift while were still prepping everything day. He tells he just there and service terrible and his order wrong asked him exactly he came he said about half an hour ago said Oh 's weird, because don't even open another 45 minutes He just hung up without word.
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Liars That Failed To Pawn Their Bundles Of Lies

As long as we've had social media apps available to us we've had deceptive fools try to pawn off their bundles of hastily woven lies to people that they never think will call them out. The thing is that when you're trying to lie online, there's a whole bunch of research tools readily available at our disposal to fact check the iffy posts. That being said, these laughable liars got their comeuppance when it was all said and done. 

A collection of times that liars got outed online. | stopped listening guys back 2017 y'all put on worst performance l've ever seen singer drunk and out breath as soon as he started 7h Like Reply 124 Author Attack Attack haven't played show since 2013, so l'm not sure band saw 2017. lol
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Master In Animal Sciences Gets Schooled On Horses

This "master in animal sciences" proceeded to get schooled in an enlightening Tumblr thread about how horses and their legs work. They previously assumed that horses could get around just fine on three legs without prosthetics, and were also 80% sure that people could not ride on them if they had three legs. Queue the educational Tumblr moment. 

Tumblr user says that horses are fine to get around on three legs without prosthetics | horses and horsey creatures certain can get around just fine on 3 legs, no prosthetics needed (depending on which leg is missing just so long as don't ride them 80% sure can't ride them if they've only 3 legs Umm have master's animal science and think must not be anything horse-related Well gon' learn today! First quick lesson on equine anatomy. They walk on last bone single toe. This is different human
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Guy Lies About Being Marine, Gets Catfished Back

What a wonderful example of two people being absolutely ridiculous. In all fairness, this dude started it when he pretended to be a marine while texting a random number. From there, the person on the receiving end of the text decides to play the catfish card right back. Talk about some master level reversary right there. Beautiful work, really. 

Guy lies about being a marine and then gets catfished back by the person he texted | Hey are Sorry who is this 's Justin Justin marine met awhile back Sorry can send picture or something ?1 really don't remember
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