Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their marriage proposal rejection stories, and the resulting moments are rife with heartbreak and unrequited love. Love is a brutal thing, and nothing's worse than when you fall for someone who doesn't feel the same way.
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This woman's sister decided she'd spoil an awesome surprise proposal coming her way, by sharing the spoilers on Snapchat. What a time to be alive. This whole social media thing can contribute to the ultimate undoing of some very special moments, when people don't exercise sound judgment and care. The people of Reddit offered their opinions on whether or not the woman was a jerk for ruining the surprise, and the verdict seems to point at the fact that yes, she done messed up big time.
This guy almost found himself confronting total disaster after accidentally sending a picture of his fiancé's engagement ring to her. Fortunately, he was able to throw her off the trail with some clever maneuvering, and actually pulled off the surprise weeks later. Congrats to the dude as well, cause it looks like she said yes! Love is alive and well in this post.
As far as botched proposal stories go, this one is in a league of its own. And it's really all there in the headline for you, guys. A romantic proposal ends up getting crashed by a naked dude chasing his dog around. I think there was a golden opportunity there to poke fun at the chaos of the situation, and just accept that this would be a story for the potential kids one day.
Who says romance is dead?
At a Vancouver Canucks game, a woman proposed to her boyfriend with the key to any man's heart: A bouquet of Doritos.
How did you guys get engaged?
— Vancouver Canucks (@Canucks) March 17, 2017
Oh you know, #Canucks Puck Shuffle proposal! pic.twitter.com/3tR7I0mHCv
Did I say key to any man's heart? I meant, key to any man's heart attack.
People are cleaning tears and Doritos dust after this one.
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Bros, let's be real here, just becuase you think you're acting like a gentleman doesn't mean you are.
Now we don't know the full story here or any of the story really, all we see is this dude getting clowned hard. However, judging by the violin, he's probably the type of dude to wear a fedora and call women "m'lady," WHICH NO ONE WANTS EVER. I mean, least of all this woman, who will not be forced into a marriage with such a herbert.
She shuts him down, the violin player laughs, and the food court (the perfect setting for every romantic occasion) applauds in approval. Let this be a lesson to you all: Only propose when you're absolutely sure that your partner will say yes. Don't be like this sad bastard.
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On the shortlist of contenders for video of the year, this puke-filled marriage proposal is definitely up there.
Darrell Hamilton Jr. really wanted to take things to the next level by proposing to his girlfriend, Rheanna Faye, hundreds of feet in the air. It was a romantic helicopter ride in Reedley, California, complete with breath-taking views, sunny skies, and motion sickness.
In what seems like your everyday proposal, designed to hit you in something called "all the feels," this video takes a turn right about here:
Next time, get down on one knee like the rest of us.
