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A Brazilian inmate was caught trying to escape prison by pretending to be his daughter when she visited him. Gang leader Clauvino Da Silva also known as "Shorty" tried to flee the prison in Rio De Janeiro dressed up in her clothes while wearing a rubber mask with a wig, but his nerves gave him away. Officials have since released a video in which "Shorty" can be seen taking the mask off. 

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A solid video to remind you of all the reasons why you never want to find yourself in prison. 

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The Sickening Industrial Prison Complex Gets Called Out In Powerful Online Rant

This is NOT a loophole. A separate Twitter thread inspired another one back on Tumblr, that calls out the industrial prison complex for what it is. And that would not be a loophole, or tragic accident. 

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A young Texas woman might be looking at up to 20 years in prison for licking a gallon container of ice cream. To make matters even more disgusting with this, is the woman had an Instagram caption (since deleted) that said she'd been sick with the flu the week before doing this attempt at viral infamy. She literally said, "let's start an epidemic."

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17 of the Dumbest Things People Said to Cops

These police officers are recalling all the times people probably should've exercised their right to remain silent.

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15 Doomed Attempts That Were Failures from the Start

Attempts are drawn toward failure like a magnet. In these cases, you can't say these people and animals didn't try. Could they have tried harder? Maybe.

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Inmate Offhandedly DM's Chick From Prison And We're All Horribly Confused

Of all the wild and unexpected friend requests/random messages any social media subscriber is apt to find in their inbox, the last thing you'd expect would be a damn message from an inmate who somehow has access to a working cellular device; but alas, here we find ourselves --- deep in the pits of WTF Facebook land. The real, unavoidable question here though, is how in the hell did this dude manage to lock down a phone and get these texts off!

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Assuming your mom doesn't have diabetes, this would make a great heartfelt, handcrafted present.