pregnant

This employee went digging for laughs, and came up with an angered anti-vaxxer boss, who believes big pharma's are just trying to control your ind and body. It was an unanticipated tirade, and the uncomfortable silence that must've ensued when she finished making her points about vaccines being a cause of autism, had to have been powerful...

Pregnancy is a crazy time in one's life. And the rest of the world can come at you to offer all kinds of unfounded, emotionally-charged, nonsensical BS that they seemingly pulled out of thing air, to offer you as truth. 

This angry pregnant woman melted down into a puddle of unwarranted rage, when she learned that pretty paintings from artists trying to make a living, AREN'T FREE. Who'duh thunk it. She tries and fails to get a rise out of the artist, with petty texts that serve as personal attacks on the artist's skills. I wonder if she's busy painting that picture she wanted so bad, herself, instead! Good luck...

This may come as a shock to hear, but having some basic understanding of biology is important. Thank doctors and nurses, at least someone knows what's going on.

She usually doesn't post things like this, and in this case, it is ABSOLUTELY allowed. Apparently her manager at Jersey Mike's fired her because she was leaving in a few months anyways. Thing is, that's completely illegal...

The hormone fluctuations would appear to already be in effect. 

All (very necessary jokes) about the infuriatingly incomprehensible nature of this idiot's "writing/style" aside; this is some definite internet gold. A true rollercoaster, as it were. I mean, this one's straight up worse than that atrocious live-tweet breakup post (see here) we ran a while back ago. Not a good thing. Just when you think our protagonist is ready to buckle his bootstraps and overcome what's truly a miraculous conception, he gets hit with a life-altering curveball. Let's just say, this is why you don't skip out on sex-ed. 

Please god, don't let these people reproduce. 

Mel Watts who has a pretty kickass personal blog already, which involves a whole lot of her shedding brutally honest light on the ups and downs of pregnant life/motherhood with a whiplike wit and hilarious self-awareness, might've just had her big break with this post. Yep, she went ahead and shot over a couple answers to the kinds of questions a lot of us might wonder at some point in our lives, but would never damn well ask. 

Big shoutout is in accordance for our Troll of the Hour, seizing a particularly awkward situation brought on by a pregnant stranger lady with an affinity for not spelling words correctly. You could say this troll has a supernatural ability to poke sarcastic fun at an otherwise shit-coated scenario. 

Absolutely ruthless.

On one hand you have a girl who is obviously in an emotional crisis and experiencing a life-altering moment. AND then you've got someone who has ran out of sh*ts to give. Was the trolling mean, YES. Was it necessary, NO.

But, seriously, the dude's name was Sam. That's practically an alley-oop for any internet troll.

*Not a single Supernatural meme was spared in the making of this heartless trolling