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Woman Has to Prove She's Not Cheating Because of What Her BF Found in Toilet

This story is absolutely not for everyone, so hey, don't come at us in the comments saying you weren't already warned. Anyway, putting on relationship goggles, this is first and foremost a trust issue, and probably a legitimate fear this guy has. A ridiculous and overblown fear? Yeah, probably. Do they make relationship therapists for this kind of thing? Who knows. For a similarly...obscure(?) relationship story, here's a panicked guy who had to interrogate his girlfriend over a stinky sock mystery.

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Panicked Guy Interrogates Girlfriend over Stinky Sock Mystery

What starts as a confusing mystery ends as a relationship-changing bombshell. What a rabbit hole. To be honest, we wouldn't know what to do in this situation either. If you wanted to see some relationship red flags people have overlooked, check out this list here.

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Student Gets Sweet Dog Poop Themed Revenge on Insane Neighbor

Fighting with a neighbor can get notoriously intense. When that neighbor is totally in the wrong, and starts spreading lies about your behavior, then it's time to pull the ripcord and make some serious moves.

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21 Embarrassing Childhood Moments People Cringe About to This Day

You may be the one who called the teacher mom, but at least you're not the one who tried to Falcon Punch a big kid. Or maybe you were. Either way, we don't know how these people live with themselves.

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"Christmas was over four months ago asshole!" What a glorious sendoff for one hell of a hilarious, shit-coated situation. She brought that terrible confrontation on herself. 

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Rugby Player Finds Himself In Unbelievably Shitty Situation During Scrimmage, Is Probably Traumatized For Life

Brace yourself dudes cause this little TIFU tale is straight rancid, shit-coated, stomach-turning, painful-kind-of-cringe ugly. The guy (thankfully) didn't get too detailed, but even then the mere thought of this going down mid-scrimmage is, well, in every sense of the word, unreal. 

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11 People Share Their Most Hilarious and Harrowing Stories About Pooping Their Pants

Hopefully, you clicked on this little shit-stained compilation of adults losing their grasp on, well, socially-acceptable bowel movement processes, out of sheer curiosity. On the offhand chance that you're in fact seeking solace and peace of mind through reading about others that have shared in the messy struggle you once (somehow) lived through, then you've my personal sympathies. May these hilarious, cringe-inducing, rancid tales bring you nothing but hearty laughs and the encouragement that yes, we all f*ck up sometimes; and shit happens.

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Comedian Finds Something Special in Her Airplane Blanket, and, Yup, It's Human Shit

Insert hackey airplane food tastes like shit joke

Comedian Nicole Byer had a horrific flight on Delta recently. When she unrolled her blanket on a recent flight, she found a used piece of gulp toilet paper. 

Maybe someone just sneezed in it? 

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Nope it was poopy, and Nicole is not happy. This is very gross, so enjoy, weirdos! 

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Little Girl Bakes Up Poop-Shaped Brownies for Science Project and, Surprise, People Would Still Eat

Would you eat something if it looked like a big log of poopy?

As long as it wasn't an actual turd, I'm sure you're thinking, "Uh, yah, dude. I ain't picky."



One father decided to ask the community over on Imgur if they would eat his daughter's a science project, a batch of brownies shaped like poop to test if visuals effect food appeal. 

My Daughters Science Project.  She wanted to see if sight effected taste.

Turns out, at least on Imgur, they do not. People still want to eat the shit.

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It could happen to you. The one night you forget to lock your doors is the night you put your entire family at risk. Intruders can break in and shit in your basement. Those intruder: Moose. How do we stop them: Undetermined.

Take this Idaho family as a blanket statement for an unnecessary fear that the rest of America should base their foreign policy on. If one moose can break into one house, what's to stop another moose from breaking into another house. 

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According to UPI, "The Idaho Department of Fish and Game said Senior Conservation Officer Alex Head responded Saturday night to a Hailey home where a cow moose was reported to be in the finished basement."

Apparently, the moose broke through a window and trapped itself in the basement. When will this madness end? I mean look at all this shit the moose left: 



via Idaho Fish and Game

The moose was eventually set free to bring its reign of terror to the Idaho countryside. The only question now is, when will this western menace strike again.