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Check out the insane video footage that's surfaced from an earthquake in Manila, the Philippines. Yikes! Would not want to be in that swimming pool when this went down...

There's something unavoidably hilarious about watching these people absolutely soar off a pretty aggressive water slide. 

At least he never gave up.

It's almost like she wanted to go for a dip, man. I'm all for the quick, fleeting moment of celebration in the face of a highly stressful, risky frozen endeavor achieved; but by the grace of all that is good, don't push your luck. Push your luck too far, and you'll end up with the fresh-frozen pair of iceblocks for legs like this chick.

Summer's almost over, but the fun can keep going all Autumn long with this Giant Cockroach Raft!



Just think--Dad puts the cover on the pool, you sneak out and hide this baby underneath it, next summer when he goes to open the pool BAM! HEART ATTACK!!

There's also this beauty that I'd love to ride:



I'm gonna ride this heat wave as long as possible, goddammit...