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Twitter is Having a Heyday with This Underwhelming Police Sketch

Pennsylvania police were provided with this witness sketch of a Robbery suspect--and it actually worked. The police were able to identify the suspect shortly thereafter. And then Twitter found out about it.

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Guy Gives Most Millennial Excuse Ever After Getting Pulled Over

England's Merseyside Police Roads Policing Team was NOT having this idiotic dude's painfully millennial excuse for why he was out tearing up the roads, while using his phone. 

Guy gives the most millennial excuse ever after getting pulled over by a cop.
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We wouldn't recommend going to Stone Mountain, Georgia based on this video. What kind of f*cking place puts you in the back of a cop car because of YOUR PANTS. 

It's never a good sign when you can draw lines between your country and a place like North Korea. 

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Driver Tries and FAILs to Take Matters Into Their Own Hands After Accidentally Cutting Off Police

Picturing the expression of shock and self-loathing that must've ensued after those police car lights started flashing, post hard shoulder-cutoff has us laughing our asses off. Poor guy was just trying to maintain some order on those streets.

Driver tries to take matters into their own hands and ends up cutting off police car, getting massive ticket.
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This Police Department Just Won 4/20 With a Single Hilarious Tweet

Ah, breathe it all in: Stoner Christmas is upon us. Did it smell particularly dank on the commute to work this morning? Mysterious clouds and coughs and maniacal fits of laughter pervading across your area? Happy 4/20, and isn't it nice to see a little humor from a police department hailing out of Minnesota, which is a state already harsh on marijuana laws. Yep, possession of 42.5 grams of marijuana's classified as a felony with implications of up to 5-30 years in prison.

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The New South Wales Police Force Has Some Serious Internet Game

The New South Wales Police Force brings it on their Facebook page with quick wit and a solid grasp on memes.

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fail video Guy Jumps on Semi to Run from Cops
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A semi-successful getaway.

After getting into a pretty nasty accident, this dude, instead of trying to wave down the police for help, made a break for it. First, he tries flagging down anyone that will give him a ride, before seeing his getaway car: A semi truck. 

Watch as he makes a break for the truck, climbs atop it, and waits for them to cross the boarder into Mexico. 

via GIPHY



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Apparently it's frowned upon in polite society to twerk yourself silly over a police car. 

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Those Duke boys are at it again. 

During a high-speed pursuit, this 18-year-old went airborne in his pickup truck and landed on a car in Webster Parish, Louisiana. 

We have not confirmed yet, but the suspect was quoted as saying, "Ooooh, shiiiiiiiiiiiiit" when airborne.

The landing pad aka the other car, a Toyota Corolla, actually had a person inside it. But nothing stops Barbara Harlon, the woman inside the Corolla. 

"I felt around to see if I was hurt and could tell that I was okay," Harlon told KSLA.com. "God was with me."

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The following extremely censored footage comes to you hot and heavy out of Argentina: you can see our freshly sucked off and incriminated cop lifting up his shirt so lady cop can work his nightstick. 

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Police chase's usually start with the descriptions "World's Most Deadly" or "World's Fastest." But not this one. 

What we have here is the probably the world's slowest police chase, in which a grey sedan just drives in circles around traffic, as a Tallahassee police cruiser pursues at, maybe, 10mph. It sort of reminds me of this: 



Yeah, baby. 

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The Cops Of Reddit Are Confessing to the Stupidest Calls They've Ever Responded To

Policing, it's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it. 

But with all the stupid people out there, have you ever wondered why they aren't getting called for dumb shit all the time? Well, it turns out, they are! 

The police officers of Reddit are sharing the stupidest calls they've ever responded to, and, man, they are as advertised. 

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