We all know that person who reclines too much or uses your seat as "leverage" when they are taking the 15th bathroom trip on the flight.

We're inclined to say that everyone was awful here.

Problems require creative solutions —sometimes, that creativity need only go as far as parking your rear end on top of said problem. This is as it was for Redditor u/BigTex380, who weighs in at a respectable 6'1" and 230 lbs. He shared his story on Reddit's r/MaliciousCompliance subreddit this week. (Although let's be honest, this would have fit better on r/pettyrevenge.) When u/BigTex380 was boarding his flight, he quickly identified his seat and went to chuck his bag up in the overhead bins.…

It's all about preperation.

Is there a worse place to crash a plane? Like seriously, this guy was having a rough enough day as is. When a plane crash is just gonna be the start of your day in a rube-Goldbergian series of near-death experiences, it's time to seriously start questioning if the universe is just seeing what it can get away with.

Hey, at least they had parachutes.

What a wild ride.

Oh, cool.

Finally, people in the 2020s can have what people in the 50s thought they'd have by the 80s.

Plunk.

Well she definitely found a riveting one.

ZOOP!

"If you look on your right you will see an SUV."

Okay then...