I didn't know Nicki Minaj was so popular among the musically-inclined cosplaying set.
Any Big Bad Wolf who approaches her on her bus trip to her grandmother's will probably be wearing a pimp outfit.
You'd best watch out, Casey Anthony, or you'll get sentenced to nine years as a galley slave on the gay pirate ship Farrrrrrrbulous.
I don't envy the woman, but I'm actually incredibly jealous of the dog. Everywhere he goes, he's accompanied by someone who acts and is dressed exactly like a bean bag.
And spun in cotton candy while soldered with the plastic from a million Barbie playhouses.
Oooooh, sounds kinky.
The smirk on his face says it all. He's got protection. He don't need to worry 'bout a thang.
The rest will have the color pink seared into their retinas until Judgement Day.
...and the full moon on the horizon is rosier than ever.
No, I would not like to see you do the 'symptoms dance'.
The only safe way to refer to this king of darkness is simply... Him!