pink

I didn't know Nicki Minaj was so popular among the musically-inclined cosplaying set.

Any Big Bad Wolf who approaches her on her bus trip to her grandmother's will probably be wearing a pimp outfit.

You'd best watch out, Casey Anthony, or you'll get sentenced to nine years as a galley slave on the gay pirate ship Farrrrrrrbulous.

I don't envy the woman, but I'm actually incredibly jealous of the dog. Everywhere he goes, he's accompanied by someone who acts and is dressed exactly like a bean bag.

And spun in cotton candy while soldered with the plastic from a million Barbie playhouses.

Oooooh, sounds kinky.

The smirk on his face says it all. He's got protection. He don't need to worry 'bout a thang.

The rest will have the color pink seared into their retinas until Judgement Day.

...and the full moon on the horizon is rosier than ever.

No, I would not like to see you do the 'symptoms dance'.

The only safe way to refer to this king of darkness is simply... Him!