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I'm pretty sure all of the fashion FAILs here have warped my perception of reality, I can't even tell anymore!

Assuming I don't mistake the hair for cotton candy again. It's a recurring issue I have.

Hair ripped straight from the pages of a Dr. Seuss book.

It's a ballet slipper hog-tied by another ballet slipper. I'm sure that's totally normal mating behavior for ballet slippers. Kinky.

One does not simply 'walk' into public like that.

Gotta Split...Free Breakfast Ends at 8.

I'm pretty sure the store has a restraining order against him.

Fact = Your clothing is terrible

Zach Braff screwing one of his fans on camera. Horrendous!