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There's a pretty broad spetcrum of Dad behavior, like this wholesome dad who freak out when he lost his daughter's hamster or this dad who upset his vegan daughter with his bacon cooking. You want to make decisions with your kids best interest at heart, and this dad saw that as kicking the "cool girl" out of his daughter's party for some rude behavior.

This guy got all kinds of lucky when it came to dodging the cyclone of crazy that was his date. Apparently he had a couple drinks with her, and wasn't feeling the connection, and called it quits from there. She proceeds to go on a downward spiral of delusional lunacy, and claims he stole her bracelet, while threatening to send her team of security guards on him. 

There's nothing quite like a good trolling, like this daughter who relentlessly trolled her mom to oblivion. In this case a wrong number texter using some cryptic language ended up getting "The Goat." We're glad people can still have this much fun with dumb crap like this. The stupider the better.

This one seems obvious. Anyone who's worked around heavy machinery knows how important it is to be mindful of  your surroundings, yet there's still coworkers out there who can't be bothered to understand how hazardous their own working conditions are. Some coworkers just don't get it, like this Karen who didn't check her email for years. Sometimes it's customers who are a nightmare, like this lady who tried to get a free washer and didn't get her way.

She had to spell it out for this guy, after he missed multiple hints that she was definitely interested in him. No, my dude, she didn't need you to "fix the bed." It sounds like she wanted your company, and potentially in the bedroom. Fortunately, she shoots her shot at the end of the texting exchange, and he seems to return the move with interest. 

Those phone calls are almost as expensive as talking to local singles in your area. Usually having a stupid and demanding boss doesn't leave you with getting paid thousands of dollars for doing almost no work, but seeing it happen here is encouraging. Dumb bosses usually just make people frustrated or cause everyone to quit at once. Honestly, this story just makes us want to be programming contractors now. 

Texting is still something that older parents didn't grow up with, so naturally they're gonna make some mistakes. Also, they're parents, so what they choose to say isn't gonna be exactly what you wanted to hear either. Sometimes parents go savage but mostly they're just overbearing and bad with technology.

We're not super sure what drives people to make absolutely insane demands and insult the hell out of strangers their dealing with. Is it the anonymity? Maybe sheer desperation? Either way these folks don't look like they're going away any time soon, so the only thing we can do is prove to them that their tactics won't work.

When you think about it, the password worked perfectly. He was able to remember it in an instant. Having to say it out loud in order to get your credit card unblocked is a different story. It's not too bad considering people do embarrassing things all the time.

This collection of cringe-packed conversations was inspired by Jimmy Fallon asking Twitter what their most awkward texts were. The results are filled with regret and fails and even innocent laughs. 

If you're going to navigate the ins and outs of a group text from a wrong number, THIS is the way to do it. 

There is a special kind of hell in this conversation. You better hope these people never put a bad wish on you, cause they had no trouble hatching up some truly evil purgatories. 

We're not sure who's more shocked here; The retail worker who learned the power symbol isn't a camera, or the tech support dude who had to tell them?