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parenting memes, funny jokes and tweets | I thought my 6 year old smuggling pipe into school s just kazoo, either way he's grounded. wooden box with a golden kazoo.

Dad Memes for the Dads Out There

Parent falls asleep and forgets what day it is, and proceeds to think that their kid got kidnapped | r/tifu posted by Crazycatdood TIFU by falling asleep on job and forgetting day is BACKSTORY have mild insomnia, falling asleep isn't hard 's STAYING asleep escapes So flash brilliance on my part decided drink some ZzzQuil because 3 am and might

Parent Forgets What Day It Is, Thinks Kid Got Taken

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Dad of girl wants to ask the doctor how to increase his chances of having a boy. | AITA asking doctor increase chances having boy next time? Asshole Found out today at ultrasound my wife is pregnant with twin girls wasn't mad, but let down because already have two daughters and said C'mon an accident only meant say my head but guess so frustrated came out my mouth and said out loud. But fine because everybody laughed asked doctor could increase chances having boy next time, and he recommended

Dad Of Girl Wants To Ask Doc How To Increase Chances Of Having Boy

Dad decides to give his kids cash for Christmas | tweet by TwoClawsMedia None kids wanted toys Christmas this year, they just wanted cash. Understandable, but cash as gift, while practical, always feels impersonal, so made special packaging. Went over well

Dad Gives Kids Cash For Christmas In A Creative Way

Weird things children asked mall and store Santas to get them for Christmas | After waiting two hours line my daughter asked Santa hot dog.

Weird Things Kids Asked Mall Santas for Christmas

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Guy tries to call his parents by using an Alexa, and they end up thinking that it's haunted | LakazL TIFU by making my parents think Alexa haunted So late last night (3AM got up make late- night snack, accidentally smashed jamjar, and whilst would have cleaned up family dog got scent all jam and wanted lick up, smashed glass and all

Guy Calls Parents On Alexa, They Think It's Haunted

Parent's tradition with kids and Santa Claus is painfully wholesome. | our family have special way transitioning kids receiving Santa becoming Santa. This way Santa construct is not lie gets discovered, but an unfolding series good deeds and Christmas spirit they are 6 or 7, whenever see dawning suspicion Santa may not be material being means child is ready take them out coffee" at local wherever get booth, order our drinks, and following pronouncement is made sure have grown an awful lot this

Family's Christmas Ritual Keeps Spirit Of Santa Alive

chill guy discovers a bear in his mom's car

Guy Gets Panicked Call From Mom, Checks Her Car, Bear's Chillin Inside

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Dad plays prank on kid, police misinterpret prank, fail ensues. | TIFU by embarrassing my kid and involving police L An actual TIFU, this happened this morning. Key preliminary backstory: on thanksgiving, my youngest played smashy smash with my phone, damaging sound chip connected microphone, rendering phone calls impossible on my phone. Can't hear people, people can't hear just doesn't work unless connected Bluetooth. Does LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE except phone calls.

Dad Pulls Innocent Prank On Kid, Police Misinterpret Prank, Fail Ensues

Man's fiancée's parents accuse him of buying a cheap engagement ring. | AITA not buying 10% engagement ring? Not hole My partner and have been talking about getting engaged last year or so have quite good job so could easily afford an expensive engagement ring and if following 10% rule then should spend around 10-15k on ring. However, my parents, sister and nephew have all had covid this year so financially supporting all them while, my sister has lost her job so l'm still supporting her bit

Man's Fiancée's Parents Accuse Him Of Buying Cheap Ring

dad embarrasses daughter by asking shirtless boys to wash her window

Dad Embarrasses Daughter At Car Wash

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A funny Tumblr post about kids' hilarious misunderstandings when it comes to recognizing faces. | anexperimentallife Follow Brian Wecht O @bwecht Audrey (6yo Daddy! Did know after Michael left my school, he came back and now people call him David Does he look and sound totally different too? Audrey: Yes

Tumblr Post: Kids Don't Understand How Faces Work

Parents describe their funniest Zoom call interruptions by their kids. | Dr. Erin Marie Furtak 000 @furtak During one hour zoom call this afternoon, my son interrupted ask is an invasive species is abundant And finally is civilization last one might take while answer

Parents' Funniest Zoom Call Interruptions

Parent helps daughter's boyfriend get out of crazy parent financial situation | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/HUGO_4815162342 AITA helping my daughter's boyfriend against his parents wishes? Long story short, am asshole giving my daughter's boyfriend his portion money he needed them move into an apartment together, against his parents wishes? His parents are majorly pissed because gave him money, because they didn't want him move with my daughter. He is 22 years

Parents Keep Adult Son's Paycheck and Offer Him an Allowance

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Dad takes after hamster babysitting duties, and wholesome breakdown ensues. | Steph Veerman @stephyj725 my dad took over my hamster once went back college and ended up getting really attached and today he escaped and this goes prove truly pure my father is

Twitter Thread: Hamster Stages Great Escape, Pure Dad Has Breakdown

Parents use their trees to block occupancy permits | r/ProRevenge u/PhuckingPhabulous 14h Join 1 8 1 Parents use trees block occupancy permits Obligatory, on mobile. So my parents bought their house early 90s very expensive city. They bought garbage house on block 30 years later 's quintupled price. This is relevant my parents live very upscale suburb said expensive city, think San Francisco, New York city is run by old ladies who don't allow anything. Drive thrus are not permitted suburb

Revenge Of The Week: Parents Use Trees To Block Occupancy Permits

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Wealthy aunt tells sister-in-law-to-be that her 6 and 8-year-old step-niblings will never see a dime of their family money after she complains about her prenup: 'She said we are greedy and cruel to [her] kids'

Wealthy aunt tells sister-in-law-to-be that her 6 and 8-year-old step-niblings will never see a dime of their family money after she complains about her prenup: 'She said we are greedy and cruel to [her] kids'

Entitled neighbor keeps stealing tenant's laundry detergent, tenant gets even by replacing soap with blue dye: 'The next morning, I hear screaming coming from the laundry room'

Entitled neighbor keeps stealing tenant's laundry detergent, tenant gets even by replacing soap with blue dye: 'The next morning, I hear screaming coming from the laundry room'

'I'll make sure it's $30 Every. Single. Time': Employee gets reprimanded for going $1.02 over expense limit, maliciously complies with boss's orders

'I'll make sure it's $30 Every. Single. Time': Employee gets reprimanded for going $1.02 over expense limit, maliciously complies with boss's orders

Employee gets scolded after one day of failing to meet daily quota, despite years of overperforming, leading employee to do only the bare minimum until quitting: ‘They lost me as an overachiever’

Employee gets scolded after one day of failing to meet daily quota, despite years of overperforming, leading employee to do only the bare minimum until quitting: ‘They lost me as an overachiever’

'She knows I'm jobless': Former employee gets rejected from ex-boss, then asked to donate to company fundraising event

'She knows I'm jobless': Former employee gets rejected from ex-boss, then asked to donate to company fundraising event

Tech employee gets petty revenge on the company that thinks he's "no longer needed": 'I turned off every automated task I had ever set up'

Tech employee gets petty revenge on the company that thinks he's "no longer needed": 'I turned off every automated task I had ever set up'

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