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Choosing beggar expects babysitter to work for very low rates | need sitter tonight. Saw add and interested. Ok this is kind short notice but should be able tonight age are kids? And hours tonight? Any details would be appreciated!

Mom Expects Babysitter To Work For $8 An Hour

Not going to cut it.
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Parent shares hilarious Twitter thread about the ridiculous things their kid says before bedtime | Kate Bowler @KatecBowler Night 3 Boy: Okay mom. Goodnight. Mom, why do have so much hair? Okay, night. Why is hair made cylinders? MOM want learn cord-on cordial? ACCORDION GOES LIKE THIS [frantically mimes accordion playing] MOM COME BACK ACCORDIONS ARE MADE BEES

Twitter Thread: Pressing Questions From A Six-Year-Old At Bedtime

Completely absurd.
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Mom orders flowers from a small business, and they go above and beyond with the gesture of kindness | Maureen Johnson O @maureenjohnson My mother just called She had ordered some flowers small local store be delivered and dropped on porch they brought flowers, they said Hang on have something driver went back truck and proceeded bring out 11:39 AM 2020-04-29 Twitter Web Client

Twitter Thread: Mom Orders Flowers, Business Goes Above And Beyond

A nice reminder that humans can be awesome.
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Dad tells his son that sometimes he regrets getting married | r/AmltheAsshole JOIN u/Clear_Chest 1d AITA possibly encouraging my son break up with his girlfriend and telling him have regrets about marrying his mother/ my wife? Asshole My son will be starting college this fall. He will be attending school out state while his girlfriend stays home attend college. Because distance, they have been discussing whether or not they will try make things work, and they have struggled make decision. He ask

Dad Tells Son Sometimes He Regrets Marriage

Tough conversation.
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Woman asks coworker for expensive tablet and melts down after being rejected | Hey, thanks chocolates and blanket really appreciate 3:06 PM Yeah no problem actually have one those blankets they're super comfortable Delivered 3:08 PM love 3:09 PM

Karen Receives Gifts From Coworker, Asks For A Tablet Next

The nerve on this one.
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Guy's greentext story is a total feels trip | Anonymous 1 hour ago 46515536 1474820705804.jpg (23.3 KB, 242x206) Like, 1 REPLY ears Rain, Scoo >Born year 1993 >Mother abandoned at birth >22 year old father abandons all his dreams raises alone >times are tough as fuck as he has juggle work and whenever he has free time play vidya together move old nintendo and shit WoW raiding and so on

Son's Dad Passes Away, Son Finds His Notebook, Full Feels Trip Ensues

Ninjas in here cutting onions, man.
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Parents describe the weirdest things they've caught their kids doing | taikalainen 17h Found my kid talking hole sink he 2. Turns out 's where he said god lives. Carry on, ya weirdo. Ex's eldest hoarded cardboard tubes. If asked they were simply later youngest adopted and formed strong emotional bond with garlic about week.

Weirdest Things Parents Caught Their Kids Doing

Kids just do the darnedest things.
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A collection of slang terms that dads can use to embarrass their daughters | FaroutIGE 2y while reading paper just quietly and slowly say gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gangggg whatever tune feel like recommend channeling sinatra

Slang Terms Dads Can Use To Embarrass Their Daughters

Nice for any dad to have in the back pocket.
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Parents share the best weird flexes that they've seen from their kids | NobodyBallad 251d My oldest told she used control inside she my tummy.

Weird Flexes Parents Have Seen From Their Kids

Kids just do the darnedest things.
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Mom goes grocery shopping, and ends up getting confused by a scale | Babes need 140 grams flour but grams isn't on here much do need? Xxxxxxx 10:59 Well currently have 500g flour outside numbers are grams babes XXXXXXXXXX 11:00 smiley face drawn in flour

Mom Goes Grocery Shopping, Doesn't Understand Scale

Numbers are confusing.
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A collection of funny moments from parents about the ridiculous stuff their kids do | Reese's Puffs SWEET &CRUNCHY CORN PUFFS MADE WITH REAL REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER PER COP why did do this | captain corrigan @sophiaallenx So my 4 year old nephew asked draw him Harry Potter, he then excitedly shouted DO LEGS stick figure legs attached to a detailed drawing of a head

Kidtastic Moments Of Hilarious Proportions

Kids are the living expression of chaos.
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Son's shirt says "players gonna play" and Karen proceeds to get offended | Mom ?e! Hey s up? Not much, just got down Yeah same here e So l actually wanted talk about something Yeah? About Well other day at playgroup bit. Unimpressed with wearing.

Son's Shirt Says "Players Gonna Play", Karen Gets Offended

Karen found something new to be mad about.
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dad turns house into a mcdonald's drive thru

Dad Turns Home Into McDonald's For Son's Birthday

Kid's dreams just became a reality.
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twitch streamer dad gets told by son to go out for fresh air

Son Tells Dad To Stop Playing Video Games

The tables have turned, dad.
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Dad schools his kid on proper use of memes | texting text messages Go get lunches Uh dad did forget, they sent today's lunch yesterday Oh didn't know actually. Oof Tiff Cell

Dad Schools Kid On Memes

Dad is victorious.
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Kid refuses to do chores, so his dad and mechanic buddy proceed to strip his car | Don't wanna do chores son? Well have fun being stuck at home. Paragraph TL;DR at bottom hope this is appropriate here. So this story deserves some context s actually Pro Revenge my father did Backstory: After had graduated High School and still hadn't "found" my calling my parents told could live with them rent free as long as did one very important thing, helped out with chores, don't bring any girls or friends

Kid Refuses To Do Chores, Dad And Mechanic Buddy Strip His Car

Quite the humbling lesson from dad and his buddy.
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