pants

At least he remembered the important stuff.

And then we'll get suspenders for the saggy underwear, and the world will go on and on and spin in its crazy beautiful way.

I mean, in the grand scheme of things how does "nearly-pantsless" compare to "drugged out and licking the windows"? You could do worse.

Oh, that retro sense of humor!

This is the second day in a row that flyers of U.S. Airways has shown up here. They must be seriously considering offering complimentary full-body smocks and snuggies to poorly dressed passengers as they board the plane.