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There is actually a legitimate medical reason for giving the vulture its pants, but that is buried under the undeniable spectacle of a bird wearing pants. The concept was all-consuming enough for Chappell Ellison to demand artists renderings of the panted vulture, and what came of it was, well, more vultures in pants. Nice. It's reminiscent of the time people were asked to share their art and draw a duck.

We humans love to see justice served to those who deserve it. Right? I can personally say that there's nothing more satisfying than seeing online liars get caught. Did they really think they'd get away with it? It almost makes you feel like there are actual repercussions for dishonesty in this world. Here are some times people got called out for their falsehoods, large and petty, and it's pretty damn satisfying. 

Catastrophic garment failure is an innate fear in everyone, like darkness or loud noises. It seldom happens, but every time it becomes a story. Everyone has feared a version of this. You'd think it could only happen in nightmares, but this guy screwed up and had to deal with the consequences.

Life has its devastatingly embarrassing moments. One minute you're minding your own business and the next you're in front of the whole student body with your pants in a tree.

The universe really has a talent for screwing people over. Things you wouldn't even think possible can instantly become a 600 dollar car payment. Here's some folks who are probably having a worse day than you.

Measure twice, fail once.

Silicon Valley actor Kumail Nanjiani shared this horrifying story. The moral of the story here, please keep your pants on during flight.