You could say that this overexcited husband was blinded by the burning sensation of his lust. He had nothing but the best of intentions, when it came to trying to please his partner, but alas, a fail presented itself. And that fail is why we're here today. Maybe those hot sauce warning labels, need to take an extra measure of caution, in warning people to refrain from kissing certain areas, until the flames of a fiery hot sauce have subsided. Check out more laughably stupid things people's SO's have done over here.