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Not-So-Fun Facts To Feel Bad About

They say that what you don't know can't hurt you, but after you read enough, you kind of come to the conclusion that that's totally untrue. There are a lot of unknowns out there that can absolutely hurt you, and there's a lot of things out there that will just make you feel bad to know. For other facts, here are wild sex facts to quote during an awkward silence and some happy facts to counteract all the messed up ones.

Not fun facts about horrible and terrible things | gkibbe 20.7k points 10 hours ago People who handle cockroaches develop allergies them. This usually prevents them drinking pre- ground coffee because cockroaches get grounded with large batches.
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People's Dumbest "High Risk Low Reward" Moments

People will do some incredibly dumb stuff and take some pretty big risks for almost no reason. We've all had those moments where we've thrown the odds to the wind for some trivial purpose, like free-climbing up the side of a building just to retrieve a Frisbee. A lot of times we frankly don't get paid enough o put ourselves in as much danger as we do. What's for sure is that some people just don't give a heck.

Stories of big risks people took for a stupid reason | mingk 409 points 3 days ago Licked raw chicken prove not all chicken had Salmonella.
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Wasp Spawns In Guy's Bathroom, Duel Ensues

The painful sting of regret is too real. This guy missed his chance to eliminate a wasp that spawned in his bathroom. His attention to detail and use of vocabulary makes for quite the entertaining, visceral rollercoaster. That wasp is probably telling its buddies right now about its glorious revenge in a subreddit dedicated to wasp revenge stories. 

Wasp appears in guy's bathroom, and he fails at taking it out when he has the chance | So wake up and head bathroom take my morning shit open door and hear buzzing and notice Satan himself has decided pay visit and is flying about my shower curtains immediately noped out there and begin brainstorming kill this bastard had determined point entry my window as slightly ajar seal weak point and prepare suit up then spend next 20 minutes putting on multiple layers clothing, 2 pairs socks going on top
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Steve-O always knows how to take an otherwise operational, smoothly flowing environment, and transform it into utter chaos. In this case, Steve-O makes an omelette with Gordon Ramsay. You can see some sort of giddy anticipation building in Steve-O's eyes as they wrap up the cooking process. And then boom. He's leaving the roast master Gordon Ramsay at a loss for words as he takes a shot of hot sauce to the eyeball. 

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Guy Accidentally Panic Bought Only Incredibly Spicy Ramen

A health scare and a failure to read the product description left this guy with 40 packages of some of the hottest ramen on the market, which this dude is determined to finish on principle. Recent panic buying also led to this petty revenge of a toilet paper hoarding Karen.

Story of a guy who panic bought a ton of very spicy ramen | r/tifu Posted by u/GiveItARestYhYh 3 days ago 2 2 F2 4 2 TIFU by panic buying 40 packs hottest instant ramen on planet without actually reading description. M 10 days ago, my younger sister started developing cough. Understanding now need shut myself at least two weeks set about getting few supplies. Near enough everything completely sold out online, however managed find an amazon listing 40pcks ramen. Couldn't believe my luck! All were
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Son Says He Hears Bees At Night, Parents Don't Believe Him, Stinging Ensues

The truth stings! This parent lived to regret not listening to their kid's warning cries about hearing a bunch of sketchy buzzing from the attic. Fast forward to the dreadful experience of getting stung by hundreds of bees, and you've got one very painful lesson in the making. 

Son says that he hears bees at night, and the parents doubt him. They end up getting stung by hundreds from the attic | r/tifu posted by dudecheckthis TIFU by not believing my son heard bees Some really liked my FU about strip club with kids, so thought share another! Could probably have whole dad series, though not sure should brag about
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"The Price is Right" has a strong place in our hearts, probably since it's been what we watched when we were home sick our entire lives. Anyway here are two sadness-inducing overbids that were so close that it feels unfair.

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People Share The Crazy Ways They Got Their Scars

There's a story behind every scar. Usually it's cause you did something dumb as a kid, sometimes it's not even your fault, and sometimes it's because you had to clip the nails of a testy chihuahua. Some people injure themselves in dumb and embarrassing ways. Once some people have scars, they get them turned into really cool tattoos.

People share how they got scars.
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Straight out of a video game. This just looks absolutely brutal. Thank goodness he didn't land on his head. 

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People Share The Dumbest Reason They Have A Scar

Every scar has a story behind it. Luckily for us, people often get injured while doing stupid things, and stories of human error make for good comedy eventually. Honestly, there are so many stories from people who injure themselves in a stupid way. Whether it's from jamming your hands into a toaster oven or getting surprised by a bee, there's no end to stories behind people's scars.

People tell stories of the dumbest reasons they have a scar.
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Dodgers Pitcher Dustin May, took a brutal line drive to the face during a game against the D-Backs. We hope he's in the process of a speedy recovery! 

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Guy's Steamy Tinder Date Knocks Him Out Cold In The Bedroom

This guy's Tinder date escalated quickly when they took things to the bedroom and she ended up accidentally knocking him out cold! Sounds like he has a great sense of humor about the whole thing, and they're actually set up for having a second date. 

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18 Clumsy People Share Their Klutziest Moments

Sometimes you lose all control, and fall into one bone-rattling (hopefully not shattering) accident that the rest of the world calls a fail. And that's where we come in. We live for those clumsy moments of awkwardness freed to run amok. 

instances of being clumsy like spraining an ankle for no reason and dreaming about missing steps
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Twitter Users Share The Most Painful Toys To Step On

Twitter user @Adamhill1212 started a thread on the most painful toys you can accidentally step on. The resulting tweets hit on all the painful reminders, with the key theme being LEGOs! Seriously, screw those sneaky bastards. The bottoms of my feet started crying out in pain just thinking about the old days of walking around and suddenly feeling like I got stabbed with a rock in the bottom of my foot. 

Twitter users are describing the most painful toys they ever stepped on.
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28 Times Misfortune Ruined People's Days

Sometimes life can be a real bastard. We try our best to avoid bad outcomes, but there are some things you just can't predict. Whether it's a crocodile in your pool, missing out on a huge opportunity, or getting stuck in a bird feeder, life will hit you with some unlucky circumstances. For more, here are some times misfortune got the best of people.

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Veet Hair Removal Cream Review Is Timeless Comedy Gold

We laughed. We cried. And we absolutely lost it. This review is the definition of an oldie but a goldie. It's timelessly entertaining. 

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