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This year's already had far too many fails. Let's switch things up for a hot second and celebrate some of the times that humanity wasn't just failing left and right uncontrollably. 

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Times People Realized They Married The Wrong Person

This feels trip of an AskReddit thread has people describing the emotionally painful times that they realized they'd actually married the wrong person. Sometimes you throw in with another person that you're convinced is your soulmate, and then go on to realize that there are insurmountable obstacles in the way of the two of you having a fruitful and loving relationship. After a realization like that the purest expression of love can really be to just let the person go. 

A collection of times that people realized they ended up marrying the wrong person. | GrandMoffDuce 3y she took her son Disney world family vacation and left and my son at home take care dog told her divorcing her day she got back.
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With the holiday season among us and this complete dumpster fire of a year coming to a close, let's unwind and watch some of the best fails of the month (so far)!

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Stephen Piscotty might be one of the unluckiest guys in the MLB. The poor dude was hit three times in the fifth inning. By the end of it he must've been unimaginably fed up. 

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Things People Did and Said "Never Again"

There are a few experiences out there that are probably better to avoid. Maybe it's because they're super difficult or crazy stupid, but people find out really quickly what stuff to not do again. Sometimes a situation is jus so frustrating you have to be like "screw this, I'm out." Also, avoid three-hour-long amateur musicals.

stories of things people won't do again | Dragontre 26.3k points 3 days ago Living with couple. Roommates suck general but 3 times my life split an apartment with couple and awkward at best, and truly miserable they fought.
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Sometimes we walk outside, into a spiderweb, and realize that that was enough outside for the day. It would appear that this woman experienced one of those times. We're glad she was able to walk it off. 

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We're thinking the safest place for someone to watch this golfer would've been right in front of her. Nobody likes a case of the shanks. Can really throw off the round. 

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People's Dumbest "High Risk Low Reward" Moments

People will do some incredibly dumb stuff and take some pretty big risks for almost no reason. We've all had those moments where we've thrown the odds to the wind for some trivial purpose, like free-climbing up the side of a building just to retrieve a Frisbee. A lot of times we frankly don't get paid enough o put ourselves in as much danger as we do. What's for sure is that some people just don't give a heck.

Stories of big risks people took for a stupid reason | mingk 409 points 3 days ago Licked raw chicken prove not all chicken had Salmonella.
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Not-So-Fun Facts To Feel Bad About

They say that what you don't know can't hurt you, but after you read enough, you kind of come to the conclusion that that's totally untrue. There are a lot of unknowns out there that can absolutely hurt you, and there's a lot of things out there that will just make you feel bad to know. For other facts, here are wild sex facts to quote during an awkward silence and some happy facts to counteract all the messed up ones.

Not fun facts about horrible and terrible things | gkibbe 20.7k points 10 hours ago People who handle cockroaches develop allergies them. This usually prevents them drinking pre- ground coffee because cockroaches get grounded with large batches.
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Wasp Spawns In Guy's Bathroom, Duel Ensues

The painful sting of regret is too real. This guy missed his chance to eliminate a wasp that spawned in his bathroom. His attention to detail and use of vocabulary makes for quite the entertaining, visceral rollercoaster. That wasp is probably telling its buddies right now about its glorious revenge in a subreddit dedicated to wasp revenge stories. 

Wasp appears in guy's bathroom, and he fails at taking it out when he has the chance | So wake up and head bathroom take my morning shit open door and hear buzzing and notice Satan himself has decided pay visit and is flying about my shower curtains immediately noped out there and begin brainstorming kill this bastard had determined point entry my window as slightly ajar seal weak point and prepare suit up then spend next 20 minutes putting on multiple layers clothing, 2 pairs socks going on top
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Steve-O always knows how to take an otherwise operational, smoothly flowing environment, and transform it into utter chaos. In this case, Steve-O makes an omelette with Gordon Ramsay. You can see some sort of giddy anticipation building in Steve-O's eyes as they wrap up the cooking process. And then boom. He's leaving the roast master Gordon Ramsay at a loss for words as he takes a shot of hot sauce to the eyeball. 

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Guy Accidentally Panic Bought Only Incredibly Spicy Ramen

A health scare and a failure to read the product description left this guy with 40 packages of some of the hottest ramen on the market, which this dude is determined to finish on principle. Recent panic buying also led to this petty revenge of a toilet paper hoarding Karen.

Story of a guy who panic bought a ton of very spicy ramen | r/tifu Posted by u/GiveItARestYhYh 3 days ago 2 2 F2 4 2 TIFU by panic buying 40 packs hottest instant ramen on planet without actually reading description. M 10 days ago, my younger sister started developing cough. Understanding now need shut myself at least two weeks set about getting few supplies. Near enough everything completely sold out online, however managed find an amazon listing 40pcks ramen. Couldn't believe my luck! All were
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Son Says He Hears Bees At Night, Parents Don't Believe Him, Stinging Ensues

The truth stings! This parent lived to regret not listening to their kid's warning cries about hearing a bunch of sketchy buzzing from the attic. Fast forward to the dreadful experience of getting stung by hundreds of bees, and you've got one very painful lesson in the making. 

Son says that he hears bees at night, and the parents doubt him. They end up getting stung by hundreds from the attic | r/tifu posted by dudecheckthis TIFU by not believing my son heard bees Some really liked my FU about strip club with kids, so thought share another! Could probably have whole dad series, though not sure should brag about
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"The Price is Right" has a strong place in our hearts, probably since it's been what we watched when we were home sick our entire lives. Anyway here are two sadness-inducing overbids that were so close that it feels unfair.

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People Share The Crazy Ways They Got Their Scars

There's a story behind every scar. Usually it's cause you did something dumb as a kid, sometimes it's not even your fault, and sometimes it's because you had to clip the nails of a testy chihuahua. Some people injure themselves in dumb and embarrassing ways. Once some people have scars, they get them turned into really cool tattoos.

People share how they got scars.
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