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Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the times they blew themselves away with their own stupidity. We've got some real Darwin candidates right here. Sometimes our brains just go on auto-pilot, and we devolve into complete idiots. 

This guy unknowingly caffeinated his way into the 5th dimension. Let this serve as a cautionary tale that you've gotta be extra careful with that Cuban espresso. It is not a joke. Sounds like he basically consumed 12 cups of coffee in the matter of 5 minutes. At that point, you better just buckle up and try to enjoy the ride. Thankfully, it would seem he stayed safe. 

This woman's intentions were nothing but romantically pure when she set out to buy some fancy underwear for her partner, and in the process discovered evidence of an incoming engagement ring, when she was trying to hide her own evidence. While it's a bit of a bummer on the surprise front, it's still sweet and full of love. A good old wholesome TIFU for a change. 

Jimmy Fallon asked Twitter users to share their biggest car fails. The resulting tweets are full of dangerous disasters. People can be reckless animals on the road. 

These fails come from around the world and serve as a friendly, undeniable reminder that as long as humans are around trying to attempt something successfully, fails will lurk right around the corner. 

Every day has its minor successes and failures. For some reason the failures are a lot more memorable. Maybe because it's easier to take pictures of them. Anyway, here are some moments that ruined someone's day. For more, here are some impressive moments of misfortune and failure.

We all just want our days to go smoothly. We're not even asking for them to go great. But sometimes life has other ideas and decides to heap some crap into your trough. Here are some folks who had to deal with misfortune of all stripes. If you wanna see more, check these out.

If these people had taken just an extra moment to think about what they were going to say, we wouldn't have all these wonderfully cringey stories.

You want your kids to be smart, but you don't want them to be so smart that they realize you're full of shit.