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She sounds like a real party girl. She doesn't do drugs, though. That's just wrong. She has no money for it after all the pot anyway.

He was doing great until he tried to rhyme "time" with "mine." That's a half-rhyme. BUT SO CLOSE.

The first rule of creating a dating site profile is always to highlight your most desirable attributes.

Next time, a simple "can we have sex?" would be enough.

Awww, he's just shy.

Wow, she's super hot, plays Black Ops/Battlefield, and is available? NO WAY!

AND she's studying to be a vet, so she comes prepackaged with loads of puppies and crap.

You make an excellent point, but have you considered I'm a ninja?

Yep, he got called out. No, he hasn't changed a bit :P

And then I wept over how single I was.