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Lots of people do that, right?

In flight school all your dreams can come true!

He asserts his masculinity with his taste in movies, but still reveals his softer, sensitive side with his taste in books that are targeted for women as shallow as himself. This bro's got some SERIOUS game.

A music video by Daytona Beach teen Kitty Pryde has the internet in a stranglehold, partly because it's awful and partly because it's so, so good. Some ridicule it for Pryde's mumbling half-rap and cheesy girl-crush lyrics, others (most notably Vice) praise it for being a funny, self-aware take on the life of suburban teenager. And if it's bad and kind of goofy, it's supposed to be bad and kind of goofy.

What do you guys think? Could you only last ten seconds or did you hit the replay button?

To be fair, you should expect as much getting into the online dating scene.

She almost seems to be too good to be real.

I fear for anyone who actually fell for this and ended up at that warehouse.