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Drop into an Octopus's garden in the shade. Though it might take ten tickles to make an octopus laugh, you'll have a much easier time with these cephalopod puns and jokes.
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New hire refuses to sign non-compete contract after receiving it weeks into their role, demands a meeting with CEO instead: 'I have no choice but to walk away'
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Know-it-all entitled paralegal lets it slip that she's working at 2 different law firms, so coworker gets her fired and gets the office to herself: ‘I did not want to share an office.'
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Brave employee quits on the spot after discovering company fired 40% of its workforce: 'No thanks, I'm out!'
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15+ Employees who made expensive mistakes: 'My coworker hit reply-all on an email... the silence in the office was so loud'
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