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Drop into an Octopus's garden in the shade. Though it might take ten tickles to make an octopus laugh, you'll have a much easier time with these cephalopod puns and jokes.
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Update: 19-year-old refuses to give 47 and 49-year-old parents his $5.3 million dollar lottery winnings: 'They felt entitled to half.'
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'Teenagers pushed us too far': Patient neighbors reach their limit after months of teenage craze and a late-night fence break-in, and get the family nearly evicted by texting the landlord a time-stamped video compilation
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Job seeker spends weeks on interviews and unpaid assignment before realizing the tech job they applied for never actually existed
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Boss demands employee stop leaving a minute early at the end of the workday, despite knowing employee also arrives early, employee responds: ‘Why nitpick?’
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